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Dance Fu Fighting
Episode Shanghai Hi-Jinks
Character(s) Vinnie Terrio
Terra Cotta Warrior Chief
Chinese Dragon
Sung by Kyle Rideout
Brian Drummond
Length 2:00
Season Season 2
Episode Transcript Shanghai Hi-Jinks
International versions

Dance Fu Fighting is a rap battle[1] song inspired by Vinnie's imagination at Shanghai, after the girls tease him about having to keep ghosts away.

Composer Daniel Ingram gave special thanks to Caleb Chan for his work on the arrangement of Ingram's "first real rap battle". The song's original demo was sung by Ingram, but it "will forever be in the vault".[1]

Lyrics

Dance Fu Fighting
Vinnie: (grunting)
[Vinnie]
I'm the one dancer no ghost can lick
Sending evil spirits packing with my lizard scissor kick
I spin like a butterfly, sting like a bee
You're a ghost? So what? You still don't scare me
Oops, watch out! Nope, you didn't see that
I twinkle on my toes and one, two, three, splat
Every pirouette spin is faster than lightning
If there's anything I'm good at, it's dance fu fighting
[Terra Cotta Warrior Chief]
I'm the Terra Cotta King, you don't stand a chance
I've got a hundred ancient warriors just waiting to dance
Every kick, step in perfect synchronization
The undefeated ghost army of the dance fu nation
[Vinnie]
You've been buried in the ground since ancient times
I know trees who are better at busting out rhymes
Your moves are so old they're all covered in rust
Prepare your ghost army to be turned to dust
A little do-se-do step and then repeat
This is one dance where I step on your feet
I spin like a dervish just try and run
That's ghost army zero to one hundred and one
Vinnie: Hi-yah.
(pets laughing and cheering)
(thunder crashes)
[Chinese Dragon]
What's the problem, Vinnie? You look a little scared
Not used to fighting dragons? Better start to prepare
My entire body is a dance fu fighting machine
I'll eat five of you for breakfast and still stay lean
Trained in the ancient art of dance war
I'll scare you to death, then bring you back for more
I've seen your puny moves, it's a dancing fail
Now prepare to get schooled by my dance fu tail
[Vinnie]
You're big, I'll admit you got that going
But oops, watch out, I think your clumsy is showing
You call yourself a dragon? You can't even blow fire
Grab a cane and sit back, you're about to retire
Vinnie: (grunts) Boo.
Chinese Dragon: (whimpering)


References

Songs
Season 1
Theme Song | The Littlest Pet Shop Pets | Dance Like You Know You Can | BFF's | I'm Sorry Song | Fun Being Fun | Be Yourself / Just Like You | Crush | If You're a Guy | Gotta Get To The Studio | Superstar Life | The Sweet Shop Song | Humanarian | Miss Anna T, If You Please | Wolf-i-fied | My New Tail | Lost and Found Box | Stay Here Forever | It Won't Be Long
Season 2
F.U.N. Song | Two Times as Cute | I-Guana Rhumba | Dino-pets | Pet Friendly Skies | Come to the Littlest Pet Shop | Chez Paris | Dance Fu Fighting | Biskit Twins Rhapsody | Two For One | Song of Brazil | Just Unplug | Cyril McFlip | All Around The World | Won't Have To Look Too Far
Season 3
Hangin' by a Thread | A Perfect Day | Treasure Out Of Trash | My Biggest Secret | Chase Away the Winter Blues | A Different Kind of Girl | If I Could Talk to the Humans | Biskit Family Business | You're the One | A Skunk is a Skunk | Breathless | Pets and Humans
Season 4
Not Every Star is in the Sky | Hearty Time Pet Food Jingle | Dude is a Vampire | The Tiniest Animal Store Jingle | Can't Give Up | Summer Sunsations | Pain and Suffering | The Guilty Tango | Pawrista's Coffee | To Tell You The Truth
Minor Songs
This Is a New Adventure | Don't You Just Wanna Sing Just Like Me? | It's a Dancing Day | Listen Up! | Sprinkles on My Head | "Howdy Do" Song | My Small Squirrel | We're Havin' a Party, Party | El Cobra Cabra | Secret Cupid Song | Pain and Suffering
Shorts
Dance Party | Girl Time | Everything You Do is my Pet Peeve | Fabulous Song | Boys Don't Care About Clothes | So Like Bored | OmmmMG | What's Next? | Fourth unnamed new short song
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