Dumb Dumbwaiter/Transcript

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Transcript
Previous:	Blythe's Crush
Episode:	Dumb Dumbwaiter
Next:	Eve of Destruction

Mrs. Twombly: [Singing] I'm a can stacker, I'm a can stacker, I'm a can stacker, I'm a can stacker! [Crash] Oh, sassafrass! Well, I certainly have more appreciation for those ancient pyramid builders. Oh, well! [Singing] I'm a can stacker, I'm a can stacker...

[Music]

Pepper: [Coughing]

Penny Ling: Ooh! This is nice – no boys, just us girls!

Zoe: I agree. Merci lots for inviting us up, Blythe.

Pepper: Yeah, this girl stuff is fun! 

Blythe: NP, guys - uh, I mean, girls! I'm having a blast, too!

Minka: Ooh, Blythe, that comb is so pretty, pretty pretty! Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Blythe: Sorry, Minks, this is my emergency comb. I need to hold on to it in case of- 

Girls: [Sing-song] Hair-mergencies!

Blythe: You guys so get me.

Minka: I don't! I just want the comb! [Crash]

[theme song]

[Minka whooping]

Blythe: I can't give up my emergency comb, Minka. Okay, suppose I'm walking down the street when suddenly a gust of wind comes out of nowhere and completely and totally messes up my hair! Then, a minute later, I happen to see my reflection a storefront window. What the what?! Monster hair alert! Emergency comb!

Girls: Oh!

Blythe: Bad hair day averted. See?

Minka: Oh! Uh-huh! So, can I have it?

Blythe: Uh... no.

All: [Laughing]

[Muffled animal sounds]

Roger: These kids and their music! They have no appreciation of the classics.

Penny Ling: [Sniffing] It smells pretty in here, like peppermint!

Pepper: That's my signature aroma, Pepper-mint! [Chuckle] Smells like that 'cause I'm happy!

Penny Ling: Ooh! Do you think you can make it smell like timber bamboo?

Pepper: I'll, uh- I'll give that a try sometime. [To Zoe] So, what do you think?

Zoe: Uh... yes! Well, what do I think?

Pepper: You hate it!

Zoe: "Hate" is a very strong word.

Pepper: Yeah, well - everybody has their own style, and this is mine!

Zoe: I don't know, Pep. I think your coloring is more Winter, and that eye shadow definitely says Spring. [To Blythe] On Mars.

[Thud]

Vinnie: [Sigh] Man, this is the life, ain't it? No bossy girls around to tell us what to do.

Russell: Yep!

Sunil: Yes. Indeed, this ain't the life, of this I am certain. Bossy or not, I do miss the girls.

Russell: Why?

Sunil: Why, you ask? [Chuckle] Well, I, uh... It's - well - I don't know why, okay? It just seemed like the right thing to say! For a moment, I wished to appear sensitive and caring! Is that so wrong?

Vinnie: Forget about the sensitive stuff, Sunil. I mean, if the girls were here, could I do this?

[Loud belch]

Mrs. Twombly: Stacky stack sta- [Crash]

Sunil: This is true, there is no way you could do that.

Vinnie: Not without getting the stink-eye from them!

Russell: Yep!

Vinnie: Today's the day we do what we want to do! Today's the day for... guy stuff!

[Vinnie]

If you're a guy

You're a pet who's the best

Say so long and goodbye

To those feminine pests

[Sunil]

If you're a guy

You can spend all your time

In a coat and a tie

Singing lyrics that...

Sunil: Sound very good with the other lyrics. Oh, what can I say? Musical theater was never my strong suit.

[Russell]

If you're a guy

You don't need any girls

Come on and lets try

To do some manly dance twirls

[Vinnie]

You can burp without fear

[Russell]

You can scratch it when it itches

[Vinnie]

You can wiggle your rear

[Sunil]

In your stylish new trousers

Vinnie: What?

Sunil: I tried to tell you!

[Russell and Vinnie]

Who needs (Sunil: Who needs)

Those girls (Sunil: Those girls)

They're bossy (Sunil: So bossy!)

And gross (Sunil: But they smell nice!)

[Russell, Sunil, and Vinnie]

If you're a guy

You're a pet

With the most!

Vinnie: I wonder what the girls are doing?

[Zoe and Pepper laughing]

Blythe: Who wants more pop- corn? Hey, who ate all the popcorn?

Penny Ling: (Mouth full) Oops, sorry!

[Smartphone rings]

Sue: Blythe?

Blythe: Oh. Hi, Sue. What's up?

Sue: Are you kidding me? Our flash mob starts in 15 minutes! You know, the one we've spent the last three weeks practicing for?

Blythe: Oh my gosh, Sue! I totally spaced on that!

Sue: Well, get on down to the frozen food aisle at Oak Foods, stat. I don't want a repeat of our last flash mob.

[Music]

Librarian: Shh!

Sue: [Sigh] [Shudder]

Blythe: Don't worry, Sue. I'll be there. [Beep] Sorry, girls, but we have to cut this short.

Girls: [Groan]

Blythe: I know, I know. We'll do it again real soon. Hey, anybody seen my comb?

Minka: Uh, hehehe! How'd that get there?

[Smartphone ringing]

Youngmee: Blythe, where are you?

Blythe: Well, hello to you, too, Youngmee.

Youngmee: You've got to get over here, now. Sue's invited more people, but- but I'm afraid it's just going to be me, her, and a bunch of frozen pizzas!

Blythe: Okay, okay! [Beep] Hurry, everyone, into the dumbwaiter.

Penny Ling: Mmm, carpet popcorn!

Blythe: Come on, Penny Ling!

[Shaking]

[All scream]

Penny Ling: Is everyone okay?

Blythe: Yes, except for one little thing... We're trapped!

Blythe: This is so not good! I don't want to start counting the ways this'll get me in trouble!

Pepper: Yeah. First, your dad will get mad at you for even getting in this contraption.

Zoe: And second, Mrs. Twombly will get mad at you for taking us out of the pet shop.

Blythe: Hey, I said I don't want to start counting the ways! I'll call someone to get us out. Uh, where's my phone? Oh, no - I left it on the bed!

Minka: [Screeching] I'm a space monkey, I'm a space monkey, I'm a space monkey! 

Pepper: I think she said she was a part of the space program?

Minka: NO! I need space above me, and below me, and all around me; and I don't have space all around me! And that's baaad because... I'M A SPACE MONKEY!!!

Pepper: Calm down, Minks. We'll be out of here soon. Right, Blythe?

Blythe: Uh... Yeah, sure! Of course, Pepper! Penny Ling!

Penny Ling: Hi, I'm still here!

Blythe: Can you try pulling on the rope? Maybe you can bring us back up.

Penny Ling: Okay! Don't go anywhere!

Blythe: Don't go anywhere?

Pepper: Uh, yeah, okay! 

Zoe: Where are we going to go, anyway?

Penny Ling: [Grunting] It's stuck!

Blythe: This is all my fault. It took two trips to bring us all up, but I must've overloaded it to take us back down!

Zoe: Oh, that's okay, Blythe. You just didn't want to be late for your splash knob.

Blythe: My wha-? Oh, you mean my flash mob. You're right. I didn't want to be late, and now we're stuck!

Pepper: Uh, pardon me for interrupting, but you might want to check out Minka. [Above a whisper] She's about to blow!

Minka: [Screeching]

Blythe: Right. Pity party postponed to a later date! Penny Ling, I need you to go get the boys to help!

Penny Ling: Good idea! Bad idea! What if I run into your dad? 

Blythe: Oh, yeah - he can't find out we're stuck in here. Penny, you'll just have to go out my bedroom window!

Penny Ling: That... is a terrible idea!

Blythe: It's the only way to get to the pet shop without my dad seeing you! Oh, and don't let Mrs. Twombly suspect anything either - I don't want her to know I put you guys in danger!

Pepper: WE'RE IN DANGER!!

[All screaming]

Russell: So, when did Blythe say they were all coming back?

Vinnie: That's just it, she didn't.

Sunil: We should make sure to get an estimated time of return if they do this sort of thing again.

Russell: Yep.

Vinnie: Yeah. Okay, ready? 

Russell & Sunil: Ready.

Vinnie: On three, one... two... three!

Russell: Gee, I wonder if the girls are doing anything exciting?

[Music]

Penny Ling: Oh! Pandas aren't made for this kind of thing! Okay, Penny Ling, your friends need your help! You can do this! [Chewing gum] 

[Pop]

Penny Ling: [Yelp] [Screaming] [Grunt] Ooh... [Screaming] [Thud] Oof! That was... awesome!

Minka: Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey!

Zoe: [Sniff] Ugh! [To Pepper] You must really be in a bad mood 'cause it stinks in here!

Blythe: Ew! Yeah, like rotten yuck. Work on that, will you, Pepper?

Pepper: I'll try.

Zoe: And while you're at it, work on that hideous eye makeup too.

Pepper: Hey! You got a lotta nerve, Miss Princess Puppy!

Zoe: Princess Puppy?!

Blythe: Come on, you two, this is bad enough without all the fighting. [Poof] Pepper, the yuck smell, please!

Pepper: Okay, Blythe, but only for you. [Grunt] [Laugh]

Blythe: Okay, that's a little better. It only smells like burnt yuck now.

Minka: [Shriek] Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey! SPACE! MONKEY!!

Roger: [Drum noises] Oh, yeah show it to me! Come on, come on! [Guitar noises] [Minka screeching] Blythe, turn down that music! Oh no, I'm late! Blythe, I gotta fly! [Door closes] Uh, I'll see you later! [Door closes]

Minka: Space monkey! [Thudding] Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey!  

Zoe: We need to do something to get her mind off our terribly desperate situation!

Blythe: Uh...

Minka: Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey!  

Blythe: Minka, can you do me a favor and hold my comb for a while?

Minka: Ooh! Pretty, pretty emergency comb!

Pepper: And this is an emergency!

Blythe: [Groan] How do I get myself into these messes? Sue's going to freak when I don't show up for the splash knob!

Girls: Flash mob.

Blythe: And your families are going to freak if you're not there when they come pick you up!

Pepper: Oh, not necessarily, Blythe. We stay trapped in here until the bitter end, they'll never know. How do you get yourself in these messes?

Mrs. Twombly: [Singing] I'm a can stacker! Stacky stack stacker! Look at me stack those cans! [Crash] Oh, for the love of Pete!

Penny Ling: Boys!

Vinnie: You're back! I mean- 'sup?

Penny Ling: Blythe and Pepper and Zoe and Minka are trapped in the up and down box thingy and need help!

Vinnie: Well, hello to you too.

Russell: So, you girls are in trouble again? Tut-tut-tut. Well, you've come to the right place. Gentlemen? [Spit]

Vinnie: What?

Russell: Get me down!

Vinnie: Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Sunil: [Grunt]

Russell: Aaah! [Thud] We really have to work on that dismount.

Penny Ling: Boys, this is no time for roughhousing! The girls are trapped in the up and down thingy!

Vinnie: Don't worry, Penny Ling. You can count on Skinny Vinnie from Papua New Guinea to save the day!

Penny Ling: Skinny Vinnie?

Vinnie: Eh, it's something new I'm working on.

Sunil: Oh please, small reptile. As I am sure Penny Ling is well aware, it takes the courage of a member of the mongoose species to save any days which may need saving, and thereby quickly and efficiently save them!

Russell: Pardon me, my weasel-like friend, but my superior hedgehogian brain will quickly devise a plan to not only save our damsels-in-distress, but also prevent such catastrophic catastrophes in the future!

[Thud]

Penny Ling: Guys!

Mrs. Twombly: Oh, good gracious gumdrops! What are you sweeties doing near that dangerous old thing? You might get stuck in there! [Cage closes] There, safe and sound!

[Cage opens]

Boys: Eh.

[Mrs. Twombly humming]

Penny Ling: Shh!

[Door opens, slams]

[Crash]

Mrs. Twombly: Oh, barking buzzards!

Penny Ling: Okay, now all we have to do is backflip off the wall, catapulting ourselves up, then blow a bubble, hitch a ride on the pigeon, then leap into Blythe's window!

Russell: Or, we could just go up the fire escape in the back of the building.

Sunil: Oh, I much prefer that.

Vinnie: Yeah, yeah, sounds good.

Penny Ling: Ugh! There's a fire escape?!

Zoe: That eyeshadow is so ugly! How can you not see that?

Pepper: Uh, because it's on my eyelids! 

[Zoe and Pepper growling]

Blythe: Zoe, you're not helping things by upsetting Pepper, 'cause [Sniff] - ugh, now it smells like an old dog bone in here.

Pepper: Hey, it's not me!

Zoe: Actually, it's me this time!

Pepper: [Gasp] You've been holding out on us!

Zoe: I have no idea what you're talking about, Queen Gaudy Eyes!

Pepper: We've been stuck in here, for like, weeks, nearly starving to death, and you've got your own secret stash of food?!

Blythe: Pepper, we've been in here less than an hour.

Pepper: Yeah?! Well, what do I- know? Animals have no sense of time. The point is, I am hungry and she has been hiding food!

Zoe: Oh, you're right! Here.

Pepper: [Gag] Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

Penny Ling: Blythe, are you still there?

Blythe: Yep, still here.

Penny Ling: Good, because I brought the boys!

[Girls cheering]

Russell: Are you okay down there?

Vinnie: Yeah, 'cause the boys are here to rescue you!

Penny Ling: Oh please, I'm the panda with the plan.

Sunil: [Laughing] You bears are so adorable when you try to act all brave, with ideas and such!

Penny Ling: Two things! One, pandas are tougher than you think! And two, I can get the job done! Got it?

Sunil: [Gulp] Most definitely!

Penny Ling: Good. Now climb in there and stand on top of that up and down box thingy!

Vinnie: [Yelp]

Blythe: Hey, what are you guys doing up there?

Vinnie: Don't ask us, Penny Ling's in charge!

Penny Ling: Okay, when I say go, we all start jumping up and down!

Russell: Oh, I get it! We're going to pound the box thingy loose! Good idea, Penny Ling, especially for a gir- uh, hehe, very brave and clever panda who just happens to be outrageously adorable!

Penny Ling: [Laughs] Oh, thanks! Okay, ready? One... two... three... Jump! 

[Pounding]

Vinnie: It's moving!

Sunil: Penny Ling, you are most intelligent!

Penny Ling: Just keep jumping, everyone; it's not loose yet!

[Snap]

[Zoom!]

Russell: It is now! 

[All screaming]

Minka: I love you, emergency comb, and thank you for saving our lives! [Smooch]

[Screeching]

[Ball bouncing]

Mrs. Twombly: [Frustrated humming] [Crash] Oh, nuts to this noise!

Blythe: Wow, that was amazing! Good job, you guys!

Russell: Penny Ling deserves the credit for a great plan, Blythe.

All: Yay, Penny Ling!

Pepper: And, Minks gets the credit for stopping the box before it crashed at the bottom.

All: Hooray for Minka!

Penny Ling: All in a day's work for a couple of girls, right, Minka?

Minka: Pretty, pretty emergency comb!

Zoe: Pepper, about that eye shadow-

Pepper: I know, I know. I'll clean it off.

Zoe: I was just about to say it looks great in this light, girlfriend.

Blythe: And even though we weren't stuck in that dumb dumbwaiter all that long, it felt like weeks.

Youngmee: That sounds harsh, I wish we could've helped.

Blythe: Well, it was my own fault for overloading it. But I so didn't want to miss another splash knob- I mean, flash mob. Sorry, Sue.

Sue: Well, guess what? We recorded it for you!

Youngmee: But, you may not like what you see.

[Music]

Roger: [Funny dance noises]

Blythe: Why wouldn't I like this? This guy's hilarious! Dad?! 

Youngmee: Blythe, what are you doing?

Blythe: [Grunt] I'm going to try and get stuck in here again because once that thing hits the internet, I'll need a place to hide.

[All laughing]

[End credits]