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- Sally Hairspray: Sally Hairspray here on the scene at Largest Ever Pet Shop, which has apparently been robbed! With us is Fisher Biskit, the owner of Largest Ever Pet Shop.
Fisher: Where our motto is, "We're the only pet shop in Downtown City!"
Sally Hairspray: Really? I thought there were lots of pet shops in Downtown-
Fisher: Let's get right to the point, Sally. It's been brought to my attention that various pet merchandise has been discovered missing by my daughters Whittany and Brittany.
Sally Hairspray: Heh! Can you tell us how they were able to pull off this daring heist, Mr. Biskit?
Fisher: Well, the only thing I can tell you about the robbery here at Largest Ever Pet Shop, the only pet shop in Downtown City, is that these thieves were incredibly crafty. They were even able to go undetected by my state-of-the-art security equipment.
Monban: [Robotic sigh]
Fisher: I am offering a sizable reward for the capture of the dastardly thief.
Sally Hairspray: Well, that's the news from Largest Ever Pet Shop-
Fisher: The only pet shop in Downtown City!
Sally Hairspray: [Grunt] Back to you on the studio!
[TV buzzes off]
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, dear, that is so wrong!
Blythe: That someone is robbing pet shops?
Mrs. Twombly: No, that Fisher Biskit thinks that Largest Ever is the only pet shop in Downtown City! Well, of course, the robbery is terrible, too.
Blythe: What I don't get is who would want to steal merchandise from a pet shop?
Mrs. Twombly: I don't have the foggiest idea, dear. But in case the robbers show up here, I better brush up on my kung fu quilting! [Kung fu sounds] Ohhhhh! Pulled a muscle!
Blythe: Sounds like a plan, Mrs. Twombly!
Mrs. Twombly: Ohhhh, ohhh!
Blythe: In the meantime, I've got to go brush up on some algebra. [Straining] Whoa! What the huh? Sold exclusively at... Largest Ever Pet Shop?! Double what the huh!
- Blythe: I don't know how all this stuff got here, but I've got to return it to Largest Ever Pet Shop.
Russell: Blythe, you can't just take the stuff back to Largest Ever Pet Shop.
Penny Ling: Why? It belongs to them.
Zoe: If Blythe takes it back, they'll think she stole it.
Blythe: Hmm, good point. We are talking about the Biskits after all.
Sunil: So what do we do - hide the evidence? Come up with a cover story? Ohh, this makes me very nervous and very bad at lying! Watch! Ahem! I'm very good at lying! [Sobbing] No, I'm not! I'm a terrible liar!
Blythe: Calm down, Sunil, we aren't going to lie. Honesty is always the best policy, even if does look suspicious...
- Fisher: Largest Ever Pet Shop, the only pet shop in Downtown City! You girls have done a great service pointing out this thievery! This publicity has already caused a sensation!
[Cashiers dinging]
Whittany: And we look, like, totally adorable on TV!
Monban: Inventory alert! Inventory alert! I detect more merchandise is missing!
Fisher: More thievery?! This has gone too far!
Brittany: Didn't you just say that this thievery was, like, good, daddy?
Fisher: [Clears throat] Well, yes, business has been booming since I offered that reward. However, if this keeps up, we won't have any merchandise left to sell!
[Door closes]
Monban: Alert! Alert! Monban detects stolen merchandise in vicinity!
Whittany: Like, stop right there! You can't get away with arms robbery, Blythe!
Blythe: Arms robbery? Ugh, look, I'm not trying to get away with anything. I found this stuff and I'm just bringing it back.
Brittany: Why would you, like, steal it and then just bring it back?
Blythe: I didn't steal it. Somehow it ended up at Littlest Pet Shop, so just take it back. I don't even want the reward.
Whittany: Aha! So you did it to collect the reward!
Blythe: What? No! I just said-
Brittany: Whatevs. When we prove that you did it, everybody's going to see that you and your fur friends are criminals!
Blythe: Ugh! The pets were right, you two are going to blame everything on me!
Whittany: The pets told you that?
Brittany: You are so, like, weird.
Blythe: Look, I don't know how your merchandise ended up in Littlest Pet Shop, but I'm going to try and get to the bottom of it.
Brittany: Oh, so like, Blythe's a detective now. As if!
Whittany: I don't care what she says, I'm pretty sure she just wants daddy's reward!
Brittany: Ugh! We can NOT let that, like, happen!
Whittany: [Gasp] Brittany! I just had an idea in my brain!
Brittany: In your what?
Whittany: We should act like those two super cute investigators on our favorite show-
Brittany: SCI!
Biskits: Super Cute Investigators! [Squee]
Voice-Over: In the investigation of crimes, there are two types of investigators. Those that are not cute, and those that are SUPER CUTE! These are their stories.
Whittany: Let's, like, do it!
- Blythe: Thanks for lending me this, Russell. I feel like a real detective! Now let's see... These are yours, Russell. These paw prints are Minka's. These are Pepper's, and they end where she slipped on the banana peel.
Pepper: Ahh, what a great gag, huh? [Laughs]
Blythe: Wait a second... Those prints don't look familiar. Let's see where they lead. Hmm...
Pets: Whoa!
Blythe: Aha! Well, that definitely doesn't belong there!
- Russell: What is that?
Blythe: It's one of those plastic tubes that you can keep adding on to to make bigger pet habitats.
Russell: I wonder how far it goes? [Reverb] Hello!
Blythe: This could explain how the stolen merchandise from Largest Ever Pet Shop got here.
Sunil: To think that the bad guys have been using this tube to get into our pet shop. [Shudders]
Blythe: Well, I sure can't fit into that. Any volunteers to see where it goes?
Sunil: Volunteers? Who would be crazy enough to foray-
Pets: Ooh, me! Me! Me, me, me!
Blythe: Pepper aaaaaand... Vinnie!
Pets: Awww!
Vinnie: Yesssssss! We're on it, Blythe!
Pepper: Yeah, we're also in it! Ha! Get it? Cuz we're in the tube! [Laughs]
Pepper & Vinnie: [Gasp]
Vinnie: Whoaaa...
- Blythe: Maybe there's something about these stolen items that'll lead us to the thieves. Hmm, we found two squeaker-less chew toys, three plastic dog collars, a catnip cat, a-
Mrs. Twombly: [Kung fu noises] Any sign of the thieves, Blythe?
Blythe: Nope.
Mrs. Twombly: Awesome sauce! Keep one of your very large eyes open, Blythe - I've got to secure the perimeter! [Kung fu noises]
Whittany: Like, hold it right there!
Brittany: Yeah! Like, freezer!
Blythe: Freezer? Uh, I'm not exactly trying to get away.
Brittany: Your sweet talk won't work on us, Blythe! We are-
Biskits: Super Cutie Investigators!
Brittany: We're going to prove that you're the pet shop thief with, like, proof and stuff!
Blythe: And how are you going to do that?
Whittany: Just like they did on episode 22 of SCI, good cop, sad cop.
Brittany: It's, like, a total thing that cops do.
Whittany: Are you having a pleasant day? Would you like a cup of tea?
Brittany: [Fake sobbing]
Blythe: Let me guess, you're the good cop and you're the sad cop.
Biskits: Did it work?
Blythe: No, because I have nothing to tell you.
Brittany: Ugh, this is really tiring!
Blythe: You two do realize that you're not actually on a TV show, right?
Whittany: Ugh! Just, like, confess already so we can roll the end credits!
Blythe: I think this is my cue to, like, change the channel.
[TV buzzes off]
Pepper: : Ugh, she got away!
Whittany: Don't worry, we'll get her in the next episode.
Brittany: But first, let's go home and re-watch season two of SCI.
Biskits: Super Cute Investigators!
- Vinnie: ...or I could do the electric slide. Bo bo bo bo! A quick spin! And then... big finish! Whoa- oof!
Pepper: Vinnie, we've gone pretty far and in a lot of different tubes. Do you know how to get back?
Vinnie: Nope!
Pepper: Great, we're lost!
Vinnie: Lost?! Oh, no! I'll never find our way back!
Pepper: Calm down! We just need to retrace our steps!
Vinnie: Well, let's see. I think I did a mambo, then a Watusi, then I did that cool moonwalk- Aaaah!
Pepper: Vinnie!
Vinnie: I see a light! There's an exit up ahead!
Pepper: Wait for me! Whoaa-oof!
Vinnie: Whoa! Largest Ever Pet Shop?
Pepper: Now we know how the stuff got to Littlest Pet Shop! The question is, who brought it?
Dodger: Blimey! What do we have here? Trespassers!
Vinnie: We're not trespassers, we're pets!
Pepper: Uh, I'm Pepper, and this is Vinnie.
Dodger: Me name's Dodger, and this is Twist.
Twist: Yeah, and those are our secret tubes, so what are you doing using 'em?
Pepper: We're from Littlest Pet Shop. Our friend Blythe discovered your tube entrance and asked us to investigate.
Vinnie: And a bunch of tubes later, here we are. Love your accents!
Pepper: Were you trying to escape from Largest Ever Pet Shop?
Dodger: Escape? Nah! Me and Twist don't really live here; we're city-dwellin' hamsters, travellin' round and livin' wherever we like.
Pepper: So you use these tubes to go all around Downtown City.
Twist: That's right! See, we're on a mission. We aims to help less fortunate pets, pets who have a need for stuff they ain't got.
Dodger: That's why we stopped here at this whopper of a pet shop. I mean, it's huuuge, isn't it? They got a goldmine of stuff just waiting to be brought to thems who need it!
Vinnie: Whoa! You guys are stealing?! So then you're the pet shop thieves!
Twist: I wouldn't call it stealing per se. I'd say we's just, erm, borrowin' stuff.
Pepper: Permanently?
Dodger: Well, it ain't for us. We're robbin' from the rich and usin' our secret tubes to deliver it to pets who need it all around town.
Vinnie: So you rob from the rich and give to the poor. Oh, I heard a story like that once!
[Fantasy sequence]
Vinnie Hood: Ho now, little Pepper, what have ye done?
Pepper: Oops! Sorry, Vinnie Hood, just slipped!
Vinnie: Well, be more careful!
Maid Zoe: Vinnie Hood!
Vinnie: Ah, maid Zoe, you are a vision!
Maid Zoe: Ah, I am magnificent, aren't I? But this is no time for romance, Vinnie Hood! The Biskits of Snottingham approach!
Vinnie: Ah, their coach of goodies! Merry pets, the Biskits of Snottingham are about!
Penny Ling: How now, Robin!
Russell: Ay, fair brother of the shire!
Friar Sunil: Oh, now! Pip pip, horray!
Vinnie: To the trees!
Pets: Huzzah!
Whittany: Ugh! Could you, like, hurry up?
Brittany: Like, yeah, we just bought a lot of stuff at the mall and need to get home!
Francois: Yes, ma'am.
[Screech]
Biskits: Hey!
Vinnie Hood: I hereby take this coach of goodies! We will deliver them to the needy pets who deserve them!
Pets: Huzzah!
Vinnie Hood: [Tarzan yell]
Pepper: Vinnie, you sound like Tarzan.
Vinnie: Oops! [Laughs] Oh, wrong guy swinging on a vine!
Pepper: So how long have you two been doing this?
Dodger: A long time, but nobody ever noticed until now.
Twist: And we got so much stuff, we don't know what to do with it all. We used your little pet shop to store it.
Dodger: In that weird safe with no lock.
Pepper: I see, they must've thought the dumbwaiter was a safe.
Vinnie: Haaa! If it was a safe, it'd be called a dumbsafe! But it's an elevator, so it's called a dumbwaiter! Wait, what?
Dodger: 'Ang on, what happened to all the stuff we left in there?
Pepper: Blythe found it and returned it.
Twist: So I guess we to steal- er, borrow some more stuff then, won't we?
Pepper: Hey! Now stealing is wrong!
Vinnie: Yeah, but Robin Hood stole stuff and he was a hero. And these guys are giving what they take to pets who need it.
Pepper: [Grumble] You're really helping pets with what you take?
Dodger: Come, see for yourselves.
- [Swing music]
- Twist: See, we're not bad guys, we're just bringing pets what they need.
Dodger: Oh-oh, speaking of which, let's grab some more of the stuff they got in here.
Pepper: Look, it's great that you're helping pets in need, but it's wrong to steal!
Twist: You don't really think this place needs all this stuff, do you?
Pepper: Ohh, this is bad!
Vinnie: Oh, come on! We've got to stop them!
Pepper: Come back!
Monban: Intruders! Intruders! Intruders apprehended!
Dodger: Uh-oh!
- Twist: And that's when that big fancy robot took your friends Vinnie and Pepper and locked 'em up!
Pets: [Gasp] Oh, no!
Dodger: We knew yous was their friends, so we came right away!
Blythe: This has gone too far! I've got to get over to Largest Ever right now and get them back!
Dodger: Uh, er, 'ang on!
Twist: Er, you're not gonna turn us in, are you?
Dodger: If they finds out it was us, they'll destroy all our tubes!
Blythe: I won't turn you in, but you can't keep stealing from Largest Ever Pet Shop, even if it's for a good cause.
Dodger: Well, see, it does sound like stealing, but we like to think of it more as a redistribution of wealth.
Twist: Do yous think they might have mercy on furry hides?
Blythe: Oh, of course, Twist. But right now, I need to get Pepper and Vinnie back.
Dodger: Yous have all been very nice to us.
Twist: Sorry for all the trouble.
Russell: If only there was a way to return all that stuff, that would certainly make up for what you did and show them that Vinnie and Pepper weren't involved.
Penny Ling: Yeah, but we've only ever been to Largest Ever Pet Shop in Blythe's scooter. How will we get there?
Dodger: Ah! We'll take the handy hamster highway, o' course!
Twist: The hamster highway, yeah! Them's are tubes, yeah?
Dodger: Yeah.
- [Swing music]
- Blythe: So, they followed this crazy tube system all the way from our shop to your shop, heh! Isn't that funny?
Whittany: We caught them here just as they were about to steal more stuff!
Brittany: We can't believe you would stoop so, like, low as to use pets to do your dirty work!
Blythe: What? I-I'm not doing that!
Fisher: There's one of the culprits right now!
Sally Hairspray: We are live at Largest Ever Pet Shop-
Fisher: The only pet shop in Downtown City!
Sally Hairspray: -where the mystery of who's been robbing the store has been solved.
Fisher: That's right! This young lady works at the dingy little hole in the wall called Littlest Pet Shop!
Sally Hairspray: Wait a second, I thought Largest Ever was the only pet shop in Downtown City?
Fisher: Ahem, yes, Littlest Pet Shop is not really a pet shop.
Blythe: Yes, we are! And Littlest Pet Shop is a better pet shop than yours! We actually care about pets!
Fisher: Your so-called pet shop is just a front for a burglary ring, and the fact that they're stealing from us proves it!
Blythe: We didn't steal anything!
Sally Hairspray: Then how do you account for the fact that the merchandise was found in your possession?
Blythe: Uh... That was... Well... It was a crazy mix-up! Someone put it there, but I can't really say who or how!
Fisher: A likely story.
Blythe: It's true! Look, I can't explain it all, but trust me, Littlest Pet Shop is not involved in this!
Fisher: Young lady, if it weren't for my daughters crack detective work–
Biskits: Super Cute Investigators!
Fisher: We never would've solved this.
Whittany: We, like, totally cracked the case!
Brittany: Now, do the right thing, Blythe, so we can get a reward from daddy!
Whittany: Well? Go ahead, return it!
[Rumbling]
[Clattering]
[Squeak]
Fisher: Who did this?! Where in the- ?! Sold exclusively at Largest Ever Pet Shop?! Monban! Is this the merchandise that was stolen?
Monban: Affirmative. Largest Ever Pet Shop merchandise.
Fisher: G'ohhh, you bumbling box of bolts! These things are discards! We were throwing them away!
[Squeak]
Monban: Computing appropriate response. Oops.
Dodger: Like they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
Whittany: Ew, this is so, like, last month!
Brittany: Powder blue leashes? Ugh, striped pet booties?! [Gag] Gag!
Blythe: So you would just throw this away rather than, say, donate it to needy pets around town?
Fisher: Errr... yes! That's exactly what we are doing - er, donating our discards to needy pets!
Blythe: Thank you, Mr. Biskit. And we at Littlest Pet Shop will join you in that effort to help needy pets of Downtown City.
Sally Hairspray: Heh. There you have it, folks - we've got a happy ending here at Largest Ever Pet Shop.
Fisher: Where are motto is-
Blythe: We're not the only pet shop in Downtown City! In fact, come out and visit Littlest Pet Shop, where our motto is, "Bigger isn't necessarily better!"
Fisher: [Growling]
- Blythe: Thanks for donating these things to the needy pets around town, Mrs. Twombly.
Mrs. Twombly: Well, of course, dear. Though, I still don't understand how that merchandise ended up in our dumbwaiter. Maybe we-
Blythe: Oh, look! I think you have a customer!
Mrs. Twombly: Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop! We may be little, but we sure do care!
Dodger: There you are, Blythe!
Twist: This here's a list of all the pets around town whats in need of stuff. I suppose you'll do a much better job of gettin' these things to 'em!
Blythe: Aww, thanks, you two! Your hearts were always in the right place.
Dodger: We decided to turn over a new leaf! No more stealing!
Twist: Yeah, we don't need to! Folks toss perfectly good things in the trash!
Dodger: Right! Trash bins is our new treasure chests! Dumpster divers we will be!
Twist: Ha! You'll be Dumpster Dodger and I'll be Twist Trash, oi? Huh, oi? Huh, oi?
Dodger: Really?
Twist: Eh, nah, maybe not.
Dodger: So many dumpsters, so little time! Cheerio!
Pets: [Various goodbyes]
- Whittany: Daddy, what happened to our, like, reward?
Brittany: Yeah! We, like, cracked the whole case and everything!
Fisher: Well, there really wasn't a thief to catch in the end. But I suppose you did help recover the merchandise. Very well! Here's your reward, girls!
[Thud]
Fisher: A super-sized bag of pet food!
Biskits: Daaaaaaaddy!
- [End credits]