| If I Could Talk to the Humans | ||
|---|---|---|
| Episode | Pet Sounds | |
| Character(s) | Cheep-Cheep Zoe Trent Russell Ferguson Penny Ling Pepper Clark Sunil Nevla Minka Mark Vinnie Terrio | |
| Sung by | Colin Murdock Kylee Epp Sam Vincent Laura Hastings Tabitha St. Germain Peter New Kira Tozer Kyle Rideout | |
| Season | Season 3 | |
| Episode Transcript | Pet Sounds | |
| International versions | ||
If I Could Talk to the Humans is from Pet Sounds. It is sung by Cheep-Cheep and the pets about what it would be like to talk to the humans.
Lyrics[]
- [Cheep-Cheep]
- If I could talk to the humans
- If they could hear the words I'm usin'
- I would always know that they would understand
- If I could talk to the humans
- We could chat while I was groomin'
- And the little things in life would be so grand
- [Russell]
- We'd talk about philosophy and the weather
- Or just how itchy it feels inside this sweater
- [Penny Ling]
- I'd say "Have you read the latest book?
- And by the way,
- I'd rather have the dry food in my bowl today!"
- [Zoe]
- We could gossip about the neighbor's naughty cat
- [Pepper]
- I could say "Your hair is messy, put on a hat."
- Cheep-Cheep: Yeah, like, it'd help them, right?
- [Cheep-Cheep]
- If we could talk to our owners, we'd get to tell
- All the things they're doing wrong or not so well
- [Russell]
- You're about to use the salt instead of sugar!
- [Pepper]
- Wipe your nose, you've got a hanging booger!
- [Zoe]
- I know you think the guy at the door is a mailman
- But I can smell him, and it's a salesman!
- [All]
- If we could talk to the humans
- If they could hear the words we're using
- Just think how much we'd laugh about all day
- If we could talk to the humans
- There'd be no more presuming
- What they think we're trying to do or feel or say
- [Cheep-Cheep]
- I would sa-a-a-y...
- Helmet: Your mechanical wax is lovely today.
Trivia[]
- This is the only song in which Colin Murdock sings.