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If I Could Talk to the Humans
Episode Pet Sounds
Character(s) Cheep-Cheep
Zoe Trent
Russell Ferguson
Penny Ling
Pepper Clark
Sunil Nevla
Minka Mark
Vinnie Terrio
Sung by Colin Murdock
Kylee Epp
Samuel Vincent
Laura Hastings
Tabitha St. Germain
Peter New
Kira Tozer
Kyle Rideout
Season Season 3
Episode Transcript Pet Sounds
International versions

If I Could Talk to the Humans is from "Pet Sounds". It's sung by Cheep-Cheep and the pets about what it would be like to talk to the humans.

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Lyrics

[Cheep-Cheep]
If I could talk to the humans
If they could hear the words I'm usin'
I would always know that they would understand
If I could talk to the humans
We could chat while I was groomin'
And the little things in life would be so grand
[Russell]
We'd talk about philosophy and the weather
Or just how itchy it feels inside this sweater
[Penny Ling]
I'd say "Have you read the latest book?
And by the way,
I'd rather have the dry food in my bowl today!"
[Zoe]
We could gossip about the neighbor's naughty cat
[Pepper]
I could say "Your hair is messy, put on a hat."
Cheep-Cheep: Yeah, we could help them, right?
[Cheep-Cheep]
If we could talk to our owners, we'd get to tell
All the things they're doing wrong or not so well
[Russell]
You're about to use the salt instead of sugar!
[Pepper]
Wipe your nose, you've got a hanging booger!
[Zoe]
I know you think the guy at the door is a mailman
But I can smell him, and it's a salesman!
[All]
If we could talk to the humans
If they could hear the words we're using
Just think how much we'd laugh about all day
If we could talk to the humans
There'd be no more presuming
What they think we're trying to do or feel or say
[Cheep-Cheep]
I would sa-a-a-y...
Helmet: Your mechanical wax is lovely today.


Trivia

  • This is the only song in which Colin Murdock sings.
Songs
Season 1
Theme Song | The Littlest Pet Shop Pets | Dance Like You Know You Can | BFF's | I'm Sorry Song | Fun Being Fun | Be Yourself / Just Like You | Crush | If You're a Guy | Gotta Get To The Studio | Superstar Life | The Sweet Shop Song | Humanarian | Miss Anna T, If You Please | Wolf-i-fied | My New Tail | Lost and Found Box | Stay Here Forever | It Won't Be Long
Season 2
F.U.N. Song | Two Times as Cute | I-Guana Rhumba | Dino-pets | Pet Friendly Skies | Come to the Littlest Pet Shop | Chez Paris | Dance Fu Fighting | Biskit Twins Rhapsody | Two For One | Song of Brazil | Just Unplug | Cyril McFlip | All Around The World | Won't Have To Look Too Far
Season 3
Hangin' by a Thread | A Perfect Day | Treasure Out Of Trash | My Biggest Secret | Chase Away the Winter Blues | A Different Kind of Girl | If I Could Talk to the Humans | Biskit Family Business | You're the One | A Skunk is a Skunk | Breathless | Pets and Humans
Season 4
Not Every Star is in the Sky | Hearty Time Pet Food Jingle | Dude is a Vampire | The Tiniest Animal Store Jingle | Can't Give Up | Summer Sunsations | Pain and Suffering | The Guilty Tango | Pawrista's Coffee | To Tell You The Truth
Minor Songs
This Is a New Adventure | Don't You Just Wanna Sing Just Like Me? | It's a Dancing Day | Listen Up! | Sprinkles on My Head | "Howdy Do" Song | My Small Squirrel | We're Havin' a Party, Party | El Cobra Cabra | Secret Cupid Song | Pain and Suffering
Shorts
Dance Party | Girl Time | Everything You Do is my Pet Peeve | Fabulous Song | Boys Don't Care About Clothes | So Like Bored | OmmmMG | What's Next? | Fourth unnamed new short song
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