| If You're a Guy | ||
|---|---|---|
| Episode | Dumb Dumbwaiter | |
| Character(s) | Sunil Nevla Vinnie Terrio Russell Ferguson | |
| Sung by | Peter New Kyle Rideout Sam Vincent | |
| Length | 1:04 | |
| Season | Season 1 | |
| Episode Transcript | Dumb Dumbwaiter | |
| International versions | ||
If You're a Guy (spelled If You're A Guy in The Hub's game Pet Shop Rock)[1] is a song sung by the male pets in Dumb Dumbwaiter while they are having a time with the girls away. The song is a parody of "Jet Song" from the American musical West Side Story.
Composer Daniel Ingram thanked "David Corman for his great production work on it and Roger Eschbacher for the perfect lyrics".[2]
Lyrics[]
- [Vinnie]
- If you're a guy
- You're a pet who's the best
- Say so long and goodbye
- To those feminine pests
- [Sunil]
- If you're a guy
- You can spend all your time
- In a coat and a tie
- Singing lyrics that...
- Sunil: Sound very good with the other lyrics.
- Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.
- [Russell]
- If you're a guy
- You don't need any girls
- Come on and let's try
- To do some manly dance twirls
- Vinnie: Hoo-wah!
- Russell: Oh, yeah!
- Sunil: Oh, ooh, wrong way!
- [Vinnie]
- You can burp without fear
- [Russell]
- You can scratch it when it itches
- [Vinnie]
- You can wiggle your rear
- [Sunil]
- In your stylish new trousers
- Vinnie: What?
- Sunil: I tried to tell you!
- [Russell and Vinnie]
- Who needs (Sunil: Who needs)
- Those girls (Sunil: Those girls)
- They're bossy (Sunil: So bossy!)
- And gross (Sunil: But they smell nice!)
- [Russell, Sunil, and Vinnie]
- If you're a guy
- You're a pet
- With the most!
Awards and nominations[]
The song was nominated for "Outstanding Original Song - Children and Animation" in the 40th Daytime Emmy Awards.[3]