Changes: If You're a Guy

If You're a Guy
Episode	Dumb Dumbwaiter
Character(s)	Vinnie Terrio; Sunil Nevla; Russell Ferguson
Sung by	Kyle Rideout; Peter New; Samuel Vincent
Length	1:04
Season	Season 1
	International versions

Revision as of 18:09, 23 May 2020

If You're a Guy (spelled If You're A Guy in The Hub's game Pet Shop Rock)^[1] is a song sung by the male pets in Dumb Dumbwaiter, while they're having a time with the girls away. The song is a parody of "Jet Song", from the American musical West Side Story.

Composer Daniel Ingram thanked "David Corman for his great production work on it and Roger Eschbacher for the perfect lyrics".^[2]

Lyrics

[Vinnie]

If you're a guy

You're a pet who's the best

Say so long and goodbye

To those feminine pests

[Sunil]

If you're a guy

You can spend all your time

In a coat and a tie

Singing lyrics that...

Sunil: Sound very good with the other lyrics.

Oh, what can I say, musical theater was never my strong suit.

[Russell]

If you're a guy

You don't need any girls

Come on and let's try

To do some manly dance twirls

Vinnie: Hoo-wah!

Russell: Oh, yeah!

Sunil: Oh, ooh, wrong way!

[Vinnie]

You can burp without fear

[Russell]

You can scratch it when it itches

[Vinnie]

You can wiggle your rear

[Sunil]

In your stylish new trousers

Vinnie: What?

Sunil: I tried to tell you!

[Vinnie and Russell]

Who needs (Sunil: Who needs)

Those girls (Sunil: Those girls)

They're bossy (Sunil: So bossy!)

And gross (Sunil: But they smell nice!)

[Vinnie, Russell and Sunil]

If you're a guy

You're a pet

With the most!

Awards and nominations

"If You're a Guy" was nominated for "Outstanding Original Song - Children and Animation" in the 40th Daytime Emmy Awards.^[3]

References

Songs
Season 1
Theme Song \| The Littlest Pet Shop Pets \| Dance Like You Know You Can \| BFF's \| I'm Sorry Song \| Fun Being Fun \| Be Yourself \| Crush \| If You're a Guy \| Gotta Get To The Studio \| Superstar Life \| The Sweet Shop Song \| Humanarian \| Miss Anna T, If You Please \| Wolf-i-fied \| My New Tail \| Lost and Found Box \| Stay Here Forever \| It Won't Be Long
Season 2
F.U.N. Song \| Two Times as Cute \| I-Guana Rhumba \| Dino-pets \| Pet Friendly Skies \| Come to the Littlest Pet Shop \| Chez Paris \| Dance Fu Fighting \| Biskit Twins Rhapsody \| Two For One \| Song of Brazil \| Just Unplug \| Cyril McFlip \| All Around The World \| Won't Have To Look Too Far
Season 3
Hangin' by a Thread \| A Perfect Day \| Treasure Out Of Trash \| My Biggest Secret \| Chase Away the Winter Blues \| A Different Kind of Girl \| If I Could Talk to the Humans \| Biskit Family Business \| You're the One \| A Skunk is a Skunk \| Breathless \| Pets and Humans
Season 4
Not Every Star is in the Sky \| Hearty Time Pet Food Jingle \| Dude is a Vampire \| The Tiniest Animal Store Jingle \| Can't Give Up \| Summer Sunsations \| Pain and Suffering \| The Guilty Tango \| Pawrista's Coffee \| To Tell You The Truth
Minor Songs
This Is a New Adventure \| Don't You Just Wanna Sing Just Like Me? \| It's a Dancing Day \| Listen Up! \| Sprinkles on My Head \| "Howdy Do" Song \| My Small Squirrel \| We're Havin' a Party, Party \| El Cobra Cabra \| Secret Cupid Song \| Pain and Suffering
Shorts
Dance Party \| Girl Time \| Everything You Do is My Pet Peeve \| Fabulous Song \| Boys Don't Care About Clothes \| So Like Bored \| OmmmMG \| What's Next? \| Fourth unnamed new short song

[1] Pet Shop Rock on The Hub's website

[2] Daniel Ingram on Facebook

[3] Nominations announced for the 40th annual Daytime Emmy Awards

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@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 ::If you're a guy
 ::You don't need any girls
-::Come on and lets try
+::Come on and let's try
 ::To do some manly dance twirls
+:'''Vinnie''': Hoo-wah!
+:'''Russell''': Oh, yeah!
+:'''Sunil''': Oh, ooh, wrong way!
 :'''[Vinnie]'''

If You're a Guy


Episode	Dumb Dumbwaiter
Character(s)	Vinnie Terrio Sunil Nevla Russell Ferguson
Sung by	Kyle Rideout Peter New Samuel Vincent
Length	1:04
Season	Season 1
Episode Transcript	Dumb Dumbwaiter
International versions