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- Blythe & Youngmee: [Fangirl shriek]
Mrs. Twombly: Ooh!
[Crash!]
Blythe: They look really cute here!
Youngmee: Ah! And dreamy there!
Blythe: And so totally cool everywhere!
Jasper: Meh.
Zoe: Oh, I like dreamy, cute, and cool!
Russell: Meh.
Blythe & Youngmee: [Laughing]
Mrs. Twombly: What's everyone going on about over here?
Jasper: Not everyone, Mrs. Twombly. I'm not going on about anything.
Youngmee: We're looking at pictures of the greatest, most talented-
Blythe: Boy band ever! Jason, Jason, Hayden, Dustin, and Ted - The Soul Patches!
Youngmee: Aah! You said it! You said their name!
Blythe & Youngmee: [Fangirl shriek]
Pepper: Ahh!
Zoe: They'd be a lot cuter with a tail and maybe some fur in a few places besides their chins. But I do like their music!
Youngmee: [Sigh] I'd do anything to meet the Soul Pa- Well, you know, that group!
Blythe: Even put up with the Biskit twins?
Youngmee & Jasper: Huuuh?
Blythe: We just got invited to their birthday party tomorrow, and the band they're going to have perform there is... The Soul Patches!
Blythe & Youngmee: [Fangirl shriek]
[Crash!]
[Thud]
Roger: Aieeeee!
[Pop!]
Pepper: What?
- Roger: Whoa. What was that?
Jasper: Don't look at me. I didn't just squeal like a girl over some boy band, it was them.
Blythe: We've just been invited to the Biskits' birthday party with special guest band The Soul Patches! It's kind of a last-minute invitation, but who cares if we get to see our favorite band?
Roger: The Soul Patches, huh? Ho, those guys can really rock the house!
Youngmee: You're a fan, Mr. Baxter?
Blythe: He's not.
Roger: Are you kidding? I know all their songs!
Youngmee: Which one is your favorite?
Blythe: That's okay, dad, we believe you.
Roger: No, no, I've got it. My favorite? Hmm... Bum-bum-bum-bum, when things are, uh...
Jasper: Gettin' down, and you can't find... and... that's all I remember.
Roger: Clearly this guy knows his Soul Patches.
Jasper: [Stammering] Well, I hardly ever listen to them really, I... just got really lucky on the lyrics.
Roger: High five me on the boy band, my brother! Don't leave me hangin'!
Blythe: So, dad, why all the clothes?
Roger: Don't you remember? You said you'd take my old clothes to the thrift store next time you went.
Blythe: Oh, yeah! And now I have the perfect excuse to go, party dress!
Roger: Oh, gotta fly! And I mean that literally! [Imitating plane noises]
Youngmee: [Snickering]
Jasper: Hey, is anyone besides me wondering why the Biskits would invite us to their party?
Youngmee: Don't wonder what you don't want to know. And if I'm not supposed to be at that party, I do not want to know.
Blythe: The invite says to bring your best besties to hang out with your best besties, and you're two of my three best besties.
Youngmee: That's good enough for me.
Jasper: I concur.
Youngmee: Gee, it's too bad Sue is still out of town at the track finals. She's going to miss everything.
Blythe: We'll just have to take lots of pictures for her.
Youngmee: Well, I'm going to go home and start planning my outfit!
Jasper: Oh yeah, me too!
Blythe: Hey, I thought you weren't into the Soul Patches?
Jasper: I'm not! Buuut, I am into going to the over-the-top party at the Biskit mansion!
Youngmee: Bye, Blythe!
Jasper: Later!
Youngmee: Soul Patches!
Blythe & Youngmee: [Fangirl shriek]
Mrs. Twombly: Ohh! Ohhhhh!
Russell: Blythe, are you alright? We haven't heard shrieks like that since Sunil had bugs crawling all over him.
Sunil: [Screaming]
Blythe: Well, the Soul Patches are totally squeal-worthy. Huh, I can't wait for the Biskits' birthday party!
Russell: I don't want to be difficult or anything, but why would the Biskits ever invite you to another party after, um, well, you know, after what happened the last time?
[Flashback]
[Wacky music]
Pets: [Laughing and playing]
Girl: [Screaming]
Vinnie: [Roaring]
Biskits: [Screaming]
Blythe: Well, obviously they're over that. If they weren't, they wouldn't have invited their best-besties to hang with them.
Vinnie: Aww, that's cute!
Russell: Hmm...
Blythe: Well, it's not like they're that close to anyone else but themselves, so I could definitely be a best bestie. It could happen!
Zoe: Blythe, you should know by now that there's nothing I love more than a good boy band. Perhaps you'd like a little doggie escort?
Blythe: Sorry, Zoe, even though the Biskits have forgiven, I'm pretty sure they haven't forgotten your appearance at their last party. If they see some uninvited pets at their house again, they'll definitely freak out.
Minka: Is that a bad thing? Because there's nothing I love more than a good freak out! [Shrieking and whooping]
[Smash!]
Minka: [Screeching and whooping] Ha ha! Oh!
Blythe: It's definitely a bad thing. I'll pick these up later, you pets can not be seen at this party. Do you understand?
Pets: [Noises of consent]
Blythe: Great. And now, I need to decide what I'm going to wear to see my favorite band live and in person! [Fangirl shriek]
Zoe: Ooh, I cannot wait to go to that party tomorow!
Russell: Uh, Zoe, didn't you hear what Blythe just said?
Zoe: Of course, dogs have extraordinary hearing. Blythe said we could not be seen at that party; that is not the same as we cannot go to that party.
Russell: Hmm, I hadn't looked at it that way.
- Blythe: You know, I read that Jason One likes the kind of mustard that has seeds in it.
Youngmee: Which is what inspired lyrics to the song "Dijon Me"!
Blythe: Which color do you think Jason Two prefers, green or black?
Youngmee: Blythe, if you've ever listened to the lyrics "I wear black 'cause I'm sad" you know the answer.
Jasper: Ugh, I have no idea why I'm part of this conversation.
Youngmee: "This Conversation", third song on their first album and the inspiration for my Soul Patches song!
Blythe: Your song?
Youngmee: Yes, I wrote a song that I know would be perfect for them!
Blythe: It would be amazing if we could get it to them at the party!
Jasper: Count me out of that plan!
Youngmee: [Gasp] Do you think we could do that, Blythe?
Jasper: But what if the song isn't perfect for them? What if they don't like it at all? What if they think we're really uncool?! What if we're totally embarassed?! What if-?! Uhhhh, never mind. It's a great idea!
Blythe: Exactly! We can definitely do this, Youngmee! And I promise, nothing embarrassing is going to happen!
- Zoe: Such a pity no one will know it's me! But I will do whatever it takes to not be seen!
Russell: I hate to be a Negative Ned, but I can still see it's you, Zoe, and you, and you. Oh, and me.
Sunil: There's no doubt about it! We are going to need better disguises if we do not want to be seen at the party, but I am at a loss!
Zoe: [Gasp] Sunil! That's it!
Sunil: Aaaah! [Thud] Ohh!
Vinnie: Hey, why'd you yell at Sunil?
Zoe: Because he was sitting on the solution to our problem, and that solution is pronounced "Manimal!"
Sunil: Aah! May I remind you that I am a magician, not a stilt walker?
Zoe: Don't worry, Sunil, you'll get the hang of it!
Pepper: I'm worried he won't get the hang of it, and you know what happens when I worry!
Penny Ling: Oh please, Sunil, don't make Pepper worry! I'm down wind of her!
Sunil: I will do my best, Penny Ling, but I am carrying a lot on my shoulders!
Russell: Hey, is that a crack about my weight?
Minka: Just let me know if you need a hand, Sunil! A right hand, that is!
Vinnie: Yeah, I thought I was right!
Zoe: The only thing that really matters is who's at the top, and that's me, of course! I'd say this disguise is just about perfect!
Pets: Whoaaaa! [Thud] [Groaning] Ohhhhhhh, P.U!
Pepper: I warned you!
- Youngmee: [Gasp] I can't believe we're finally going to the Biskits' birthday party!
Blythe: Well, I hope the twins like the present we got them. Oh, what am I talking about? Of course they will! We're best besties!
Youngmee: I just hope the Soul Patches will like my song. That is, if I can get it to them.
Blythe: Oh, don't worry, you will. Now let's go. This is going to be the best party ever!
Blythe & Youngmee: [Squeal]
Jasper: Meh.
Zoe: Blythe, darling! We're ready to go to the party!
Minka: Blythe's not here.
Pepper: Oh, well. I guess she wanted us to meet her there.
Russell: Or maybe she doesn't really want us to go at all?
- [Crowd chattering]
Blythe & Youngmee: Wooooooow!
Youngmee: Hold it! Any minute now, we'll be breathing the same air as our favorite band in the whole wide world!
Blythe: You mean, the air that was in their cute lungs could be in mine?
Jasper: [Fake coughing and wretching] Hehe!
Blythe: Okay, all I have to say is...
Blythe & Youngmee: [Fangirl shriek]
Jasper: Meh.
Zoe: [Yelp]
[Thud]
Zoe: Now this is what I call a party!
Vinnie & Minka: Wooooooow!
Pepper: Whoaaaaa!
Russell & Penny Ling: Wooooooow!
Sunil: Woooooooow!
Fisher: Francois? Do you know who that man is? Well, I'm a very good judge of character, and can tell by the way that man enters the room that he would be very interesting to speak with. I must meet him!
[Pop music]
Brittany: Bestie, bestie, bestie, bestie! [Gasp] NOT besties! So NOT besties!
Whittany: Blythe and others so totally do NOT belong here!
Youngmee: Any sign of a patch?
Jasper: I'll go check over at the snack table.
[Zip!]
Blythe: Uh oh! Oh, that can't be good!
Youngmee: What's wrong?
Blythe: Whittany and Brittany are headed this way and they do not look happy! Of course we're not really best besties! Ugggh! I blame my unending love of the Soul Patches for this tragic lapse in logic!
Youngmee: So what are we going to do?
Blythe: We better split up so we don't get kicked out of here.
Youngmee: Good luck!
Blythe: Last one to find a Soul Patch is a rotten egg! Dah! Whittany, Brittany, happy birthday! Great party!
Whittany: Don't butter us up with your happy birthday talk, Blythe!
Brittany: Why are you and your whatever you call them at your very exclusive party?
Blythe: Because you invited us, best besties?
Whittany: Aaargh! This is all Francois' fault!
Brittany: Ugh, the help, like, seriously needs help.
Whittany: When this is over, he is so fired.
[Door opens]
Youngmee: I'll hide in here 'till the Biskits go away. [Sigh] Safe for now. But I'm never going to find the Soul Patches hiding in here!
Jason #1: Errrr, hello?
Youngmee: [Gasp]
Jason #1: Is there something we can help you with?
Youngmee: You're the... [Gulp] Soul Patches!
Jason #1: That's right. Are you okay?
Youngmee: [Barking] Aah!
Jason #1: Uhhh, 'scuse me?
[Door opens, closes]
Brittany: Blythe! You and your friends are not supposed to be here, so you can all leave, like, right now!
Blythe: But, uh, w-we brought you a gift!
Whittany: A gift?
Brittany: We like gifts!
Whittany: And if you want to stay, you better hand it over!
Blythe: Aah, I left it at home on the bed!
Biskits: Well?
Blythe: So, um, funny thing about that gift, [Awkward laugh], I accidentally left it at home!
Whittany: You left it at home, huh?
Blythe: Look, I'll just call my dad and he'll bring it over as soon as possible.
Brittany: Better make it sooner!
Whittany: In the meantime, one misstep and you're, like, out of here!
- [Phone beeps]
Blythe: Dad, I'm at the Biskit mansion and I left the twins' gift on my bed. You'll bring it over right away? Oh, you're the best! Oh, can this get any worse?
Youngmee: Blythe! We have to get out of here!
Blythe: But we haven't seen the Soul Patches yet!
Youngmee: I've seen them! And I barked at them! Barked! As in, [Barking]! Ohhhhh! I want to go home and lock myself in my room forever!
Penny Ling: [Slurps] Mmm! [Eating]
Pets: Gaaah!
Russell: Uugh!
Pepper: Gaah!
Girls: [Sniffing] Ewwww! Gross.
[Splash]
Jasper: And the Biskits say we're weird.
Pepper: Oh, if I'd known being a human was so much fun, I'd have done it long ago!
Penny Ling: Ooh, I really think we're getting the hang of this!
Fisher: Impressive, most impressive! Hello there!
Zoe: [Yelp]
Fisher: I've been watching you since you got here. I'm Fisher Biskit. I like your complexity, and you don't say much; that says a lot about a man. It's a sign of strength!
Francois: Pardon, sir, but there's an urgent matter that needs your attention.
Fisher: Oh. Now, don't go anywhere until we've had a chance to talk more. You're a most fascinating young man.
Zoe: Oh! Fisher Biskit thinks we're most fascinating!
Pepper: I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it with my own two ears! Wha- What the-?!
Russell: Sunil, you're r-rocking the boat!
Sunil: Eeee! Can't help it! I think I picked up a flea! [Struggling]
Jasper: I like the way this guy moves!
Whittany: Ah! All eyes are, like, so not on us!
Blythe: That's the worst dancing I've ever seen.
Pets: [Yelping]
Youngmee: Whoa!
Jason #1: Hello again.
Youngmee: [Cawing like a chicken]
Blythe: Um, excuse me.
Zoe: Oh, don't give it a second thought, darling. Surprise!
Blythe: [Gasp] Zoe?!
Pets: Hi, Blythe!
Blythe: Oh, this is so not good! You are not supposed to be here! If the Biskits see you, we'll get kicked out and Youngmee won't be able to give her song to the Soul Patches!
Penny Ling: Youngmee wrote a song?
Blythe: Yeah, it's pretty good and- Wait, don't change the subject! You are not supposed to be here!
Zoe: But you told us we could come.
Blythe: I never said anything like that!
Zoe: [Gasp] You said don't be seen and no one has seen us yet!
Blythe: Don't be seen means don't be here, not come in disguise!
Zoe: Ah, well, I guess that's another meaning.
Russell: Oh, I knew I shouldn't have looked at things your way! [Groan]
Blythe: Uh oh, Mr. Biskit is headed this way! You need to make yourselves scarce and fast!
Roger: Let's get this party started!
Blythe: Aaaah!
Roger: Bring on the slowpokes!
Blythe: You mean the Soul Patches, your favorite group? Come on!
Fisher: I need to find the man who fits this shoe! He's going to be my next vice president or something!
Roger: Hey, I think that guy you were talking to is wearing my old coat.
Blythe: Did you bring the Biskits' gift?
Roger: Huh? Oh yeah, here. I need to meet that guy, he's got great taste in clothes!
Blythe: Great. Who isn't chasing the pets? Aah!
Whittany: Is that our gift?
Brittany: Don't give it to us, put it on the gift table!
Whittany: Ah, okay, Blythe. We guess you and your friends can stay.
Blythe: [Relieved sigh]
Youngmee: I clucked at the Soul Patches!
Jasper: Soul Patches?! Where?! N-not that I'm dying to see them or anything.
Blythe: I wish everyone would stop sneaking up behind me!
Jasper: Whoaa!
Blythe: Aah!
Fisher: D'oh, you're not my next vice president!
Jasper: Uh, sorry?
[Amp feedback]
Blythe & Youngmee: [Gasp]
[Rock music]
Youngmee: There's no way I can get close enough to the stage to give them my song!
Blythe: I know a way to get it there.
Youngmee: Ah! He's going to perform my song!
Blythe: [Gasp] Oh no!
Youngmee: No, it's okay, I want him to!
Blythe: It's not that, it's that! This is not going to end well!
Zoe: [Gasp]
Jason #1: Hey, it looks like this guy wants to sing!
[Crowd cheering]
Youngmee: Who's that? I don't want him to sing my song!
Jason #1: Here, bro, let's see what you can do with this!
Zoe: [Singing] When you need a friend, you've got a friend... [Barking, howling]
[Crowd cheering]
Fisher: If that man runs a company like he sings, then forget it!
[Conk!]
Roger: Ow! Hey, how did one of my old shoes get here? Ah, well.
Zoe: [Barking]
Youngmee: Ohh, he's butchering my song!
Blythe: No, Youngmee, it's going great! Look around - everyone loves it!
Youngmee: What the huh?
Zoe: [Barking and howling]
[Crowd cheering]
Jason #1: What a great song!
Jasper: [Laughing]
Jason #1: And this guy howls like a true rockstar!
- Blythe: A little starstruck, Jasper?
Jasper: I am not! I don't even- Ah, forget it! I love these guys, so sue me!
Whittany: We should sue you!
Brittany: Yeah, for like this totes lame gift you got us!
Whittany: Ugh! I threw up a little when I saw it! I mean, what were you thinking?
Jasper: Aww! We were thinking we were your best besties!
Biskits: Ewwwww!
Brittany: Ah, I don't even want to waste a good "as if" on a boy I've never even, like, noticed before, so just leave!
Whittany: And take your picture with you!
Blythe: Well, we still had fun because it's always a party when we get to hang with your best besties!
Biskits: Oof! Huh?
Youngmee: Hey, guys, look at this! The Soul Patches autographed my song sheet!
Whittany: They are all so weird!
- [End credits]