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| Episode: | It's the Pet Fest! - Part 1 |
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- Blythe: Okay, Youngmee. What's some fun stuff for pets and people to do at Pet Fest?
Youngmee: Well, we could have lots of yummy food.
Blythe: Oh, and music and plenty of activities for the pets.
Youngmee: Oh, and you've got to have some of your fashions there, too!
Blythe: Ah, that's a great idea! But we're still missing a BI.
Youngmee: A BI?
Blythe: Big idea. An idea so big that it brings all the different little ideas together and makes them even better.
[Door opens]
Blythe: Oh, got a customer, Youngmee. TTYL!
[Phone beeps]
Blythe: Oh, your beagle is too cute! May I help you?
Bernard Solid: Indeed you may, miss. I'm Bernard Solid, manager extraordinaire of the world-famous singin' sensations, The Soul Patches.
Blythe: Did... did you just say The Soul Patches? The all-time best all-time recording group of all-time, ever?
Bernard: Oh, indeed I did. I am seeking the services of this fine establishment with regard to this extra fine little beasty, Lady Yodely of the High-D.
Blythe: Lady Yodely of the High-D? Jason #1's personal pet? [Groan]
Bernard: Um, miss? Are you all right?
Blythe: [Fangirl shriek]
[Glasses break]
Blythe: Oh, I am so sorry, but you have no idea what a fan I am of the Soul Patches!
Bernard: Chillax, my lovely lady. This kind of thing happens to me all the time. Jason #1 is in town doing work for the Endangered Animals Fund and can't give his itty-bitty beagle the attention she deserves.
Blythe: So you want Lady Yodely of the High-D to stay here with us? That's so cool, that's so cool, that's so coooooool! Oh, sorry! That's so cool!
Bernard: High pitch girly squeals is an occupational hazard when you're the manager for...
Blythe: [Clapping hands]
Bernard: Well, you know who. Take good care of Lady Yodely of the High-D, Littlest Pet Shop.
[Door closes]
Blythe: Oh, I will! Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop, Lady Yodely of the High-D!
Heidi: Call me Heidi, and everything will be [Yodeling]!
Blythe: [Squee]
- Blythe: It must be amazing to be Jason #1's pet, Heidi.
Heidi: How could it not be? He's totally woo-hoo!
Blythe: Wow! And he does charity work for the Endangered Animals Fund?
Heidi: That's right! If someone needs help, he and the other Soul Patches are all ba-dum-ba-dum-ba!
Blythe: OMG, I just got my big idea! A friend of mine and I have been talking about doing an event called Pet Fest, and...
Minka: [Whooping] [Screeching]
Sunil: Well, this certainly is a switch.
Vinnie: Ha, not only that, but us painting while Minka models is also the opposite of what usually happens. [Laugh]
Russell: Minka, will you please stop moving around? It's very difficult to paint a fidgety model!
Minka: Fidgety? First off, I'm a monkey. Second, I'm a monkey! And third, I'm a monkey!
[Door opens]
Heidi: I really like your idea, Blythe.
Russell: What idea?
Blythe: Oh, hi, pets. This is today's day camper, Heidi. And we were just talking about Pet Fest.
Heidi: Which totally sounds [Yodeling]!
Zoe: Is Pet Fest really going to happen? I mean, you've been talking about it for a while now.
Blythe: I know, but I just got the big idea! Heidi's owner is Jason #1 of the Soul Patches! He's in town doing some work for the Endangered Animals Fund.
Penny Ling: Ooh, the EAF does such nice things to help animals!
Blythe: I know! And I was thinking I could make Pet Fest a charity event for the EAF with the Soul Patches as headliners!
Heidi: I think Jason would be all [Yodeling] with this idea!
Blythe: Really?
Heidi: Only one way to find out. Tell him about the Pet Fest yourself!
Blythe: [Laughing, snort] Yeah, right! And exactly how would I do that?
Heidi: Easy. Jason is doing a bunch of interviews for the EAF today, and he likes to chill out beforehand at a place called Cafe Cafe. And I bet he's there right now.
Blythe: Cafe Cafe, huh? That's not too far from here! Oh, but I could never just walk up and talk to him about this; I'd be too nervous!
Heidi: Nothing to be nervous about. Jason is so very [Yodeling]-laid-back.
Russell: Yeah, whatever Heidi said. You can do it, Blythe! I know you can!
Blythe: You're right - I have to do it! If I can get the Soul Patches to perform, I'm sure I can pull Pet Fest together as a big event and raise money for a great cause! I'll actually be exchanging actual words with the actual Jason #1! [Deep breath] [Fangirl shriek]
[Glasses break]
- Blythe: I really appreciate you coming along with me, Youngmee. I'm a little nervous about this whole thing.
Youngmee: Are you kidding? How could I pass up an opportunity to see Jason #1?
Blythe: [Gasp] Look, Youngmee! There he is!
[Angelic choir]
Blythe & Youngmee: Ahhhhh!
Blythe: He's an angel!
Youngmee: Yeah, so dreamy! [Gasp]
Jason #1: Hey, do you mind?
Conductor: Oh, er, sorry.
Construction Worker: Oh, sorry.
Jason #1: Thanks!
Blythe: Now we're okay. Come on, Youngmee. Let's get over there and talk to Jason #1 before we lose our nerve.
Youngmee: Meow! Oh, too late! I already have!
Blythe: Wow, you just said, "I love you, Jason" in cat!
Youngmee: I did?!
Blythe: [Laugh] Psych! Now stop kidding around, let's go!
Youngmee: I don't think I can, Blythe. I just know nothing but animal noises will come out as soon as I open my mouth.
Blythe: Don't worry about it, I'll... talk to him myself. What's the worst that can happen?
Youngmee: Ruff-ruff!
- Zoe: Heidi, I hope Blythe and Youngmee can convince your owner to perform at Pet Fest.
Heidi: Oh, I just know he'll love Blythe's idea as much as we do. Pet Fest is going to be completely wo-ha-how!
Russell: Hey! Wouldn't it be fun if we did something at the Pet Fest?
Heidi: Yeah, I got an idea for something we can do!
Zoe: Ooh, do tell!
Heidi: Well, all the Soul Patch pets play instruments and sing a little.
Zoe: I sing, a lot!
Heidi: Then let's get together and form a Pet Fest band!
Zoe: Ooh, that's a fabulously fabulous idea!
Russell: And we can all help with the show too! I can design a super cool special effects show to support the musical acts! It'll have lasers, smoke machines, and confetti cannons!
Sunil: And we would run the control port for the show!
Vinnie: On account of we're both kinda high-techy and stuff!
[Music speeding up]
[Cannons firing]
Russell: Stop it, you two! D'oh!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Heidi: You may wanna make sure those two have something else to do.
- Blythe: [Exhale] Well, here goes...
[Dog barking]
Blythe: Whoaaaa! Oops, sorry! [Yelping] [Laugh] Oops! Whoa! [Yelp] Um... hi, Jason #1!
Jason #1: Are you okay?
Blythe: Ah, oh, sure! Eh... this kind of thing happens to me all the time! [Eats] So... would you mind terribly if I talked to you about the Endangered Animals Fund?
Jason #1: Sure! Anyone who can pull off a tumbling act like the one I just saw deserves my undivided attention.
Blythe: [Squee]
- Pepper: Ya know, I could warm up the crowd before Zoe and Heidi's band takes the stage!
[Crowd cheering]
Pepper: Okay, so here's a good one!
Minka: We'll be the judge of that!
Pepper: So, these three pets walk into Littlest Pet Shop and-
Penny Ling: What were their names?
Pepper: What does it matter?
Penny Ling: It matters to me.
Minka: Me too!
Pepper: Fine. These three pets named Minka, Penny Ling, and Pepper walk into-
Minka: Lose Pepper!
Pepper: What? Why should I lose Pepper?
Minka: On account of she's going to make everybody sneeze!
Pepper: What are you talking about?
Minka: How should I know? You're the comedian named Pepper.
Pepper: Ehh! Would you please just let me tell my joke?
Penny Ling: Go ahead, knock yourself out!
Pepper: Oh, how I wish I could. So these three pets - Minka, Penny Ling, and Pepper - walk into Littlest Pet Shop, and they... they... uh... Oh, great! All that interrupting made me forget my joke!
Heidi: Peps, if you can keep your cool in front of a tough crowd like this, you'll be ba-dum-ba-dum-ba!
Pepper: Is that good?
- [Traffic]
Brittany: Downtown City would be so much better without, like, cars.
Whittany: Or truck thingies.
Biskits: Or people.
Whittany: [Gasp] OMG, Brittany, look - it's Jason #1!
Brittany: You're, like, right, Whittany! And he's talking to some girl who isn't us!
Whittany: Ugh, how sad for him! Double OMG, Britt - it's Blythe!
Brittany: Blythe Baxter talking to Jason #1?! Like, that is wrong on soooo many levels!
Whittany: Francois, pull over! It's, like, an emergency!
- Zoe: You may not be aware of this, Heidi, but I am the number one headliner in all of the pet world!
Heidi: You're right. I wasn't aware of that.
Zoe: So we're agreed, I'll be lead singer of our little band! Heidi, darling, we need to get a move on. I'll be called on stage any minute now. And go! Pose! Strike another! Posing! Me! Moi!
[Whistle]
Heidi: Sorry, Zoe, but your allotment of fantasy activity is wah-wah-waaaah!
Zoe: Ohh, such is the life of a festival headliner! There's only so much time to be fabulous!
- Blythe: And that's why I think you and the Soul Patches should perform at Pet Fest. Don't you think?
Jason #1: Ha! Absolutely! I totally get what you're going for, Blythe, and I think it'd be a great way to raise awareness for the Endangered Animal Fund!
Blythe: Awesome! Heidi said you would do it!
Jason #1: What? My pet Heidi told you I'd do it?
Blythe: [Awkward laugh] Did I say Heidi? I meant to say hy-drangea! She's a friend of mine that you've never met and is a human and not a pet who I can understand and stuff!
Jason #1: 'Kay.
Whittany: Jason!
Biskits: [Panting]
Whittany: We saw who you were talking to!
Biskits: Blythe!
Brittany: And we wanted to see if you needed help!
Jason #1: Hey, I know you two, don't I?
Brittany: Like, yeah! Your band performed at our party.
Jason #1: So the three of you are working together? That's cool! The Endangered Animal Fund needs all the help it can get! Right, Blythe?
Blythe: Yeah... all the help.
Whittany: Uh, well, we're here to like, help.
Brittany: Yeah, we like endangering animals and stuff.
Blythe: In fact, Jason, these girls and their daddy have a lot of influence in Downtown City. I'm sure they can get us the use of Downtown City park for the big day. Right, girls?
Whittany: Oh! Yeah, like, we can totally get the park!
Brittany: Don't even worry about it!
Jason #1: Wow, this day just keeps getting better and better! Okay, ladies, I gotta run, but consider the Soul Patches committed to the Pet Fest!
Blythe: I was just hugged by Jason #1!
Whittany: Like, we were too!
Blythe & Biskits: [Fangirl shriek]
[Glasses break]
Bernard: [Groan]
- Blythe: Thanks for the ride, you two. Oh, and don't worry about coming up with any ideas for Pet Fest. We're only depending on you to get the Downtown City park permit, okay?
[Tires screech]
Whittany: Uggggh! That was, like, the most horribly boring ten minutes of my life!
Brittany: Ugh, yeah! Now it smells like ordinary people in here!
Biskits: Ewwwwwww!
Whittany: What's with Blythe wanting us to do all of this work and stuff?
Brittany: I know!
Whittany: Why would we get permission to use the park? We've never asked permission to do anything before, so why should we stop now? Right, Brittany?
Brittany: You are so, like, right, Whittany!
Whittany: As if.
Brittany: Totes!
Whittany: Like.
Brittany: Uh-huh!
Whittany: Uh-huh!
- Blythe: And then we'll close the fest with a cool performance with the Soul Patches! So what do you guys think?
Vinnie: Uh, I don't usually think, but that sounds amazing!
Pets: [Chatter]
Russell: Heidi had a great idea for the Pet Fest too.
Zoe: Yes, a way for us to have our own little pet fest within the Pet Fest!
Blythe: Really? What is it?
Heidi: Well, we were thinking of forming a little band and putting on a show just for the Pet Fest pets.
Blythe: Hmm... I don't think that's a good idea.
Pets: Awww!
Blythe: No, it's not a good idea... It's a great idea!
Pets: [Cheering]
Sunil: Oh, that Blythe and her mischievous wordplay! She had us thinking she did not like the idea of a pet jam band, and then at the very last moment, she pulled a verbal switcheroo and revealed that she did like it!
Vinnie: Whoa, pal! You lost me at "oh".
- [Door opens]
Blythe: Well, hello, Mr. Solid!
Bernard: Greetings, Littlest Pet Shop, and thank you for taking care of Jason #1's number one pet. She's obviously been well cared for.
Blythe: Well, that's what we do here at Littlest Pet Shop. Um, have you had a chance to talk to Jason #1 since this afternoon?
Bernard: Yes, I have. Mr. J-One has given me the lowdown on the event and let me say, you are one righteous and solid lady for helping out the Endangered Animals Fund.
Blythe: No prob. It's a great charity.
Bernard: Well then, allow me to blow your mind by telling you some of the other bands that have also agreed to participate.
Blythe: Other bands?
Bernard: That's right - The Dog Shinies, Adam and the Spidermonkeys, and fresh back from the tour of some vague foreign place, Polar Vortex.
Blythe: [Inhale]
Bernard: Please don't squeal, I'm running low on shades.
Blythe: Oh, sure.
Bernard: I thank you. Anyway, we decided that Pet Fest appearance will be the start of the Endangered Species world tour for the Soul Patches' new album. Once it kicks off, they'll be on the road for over a year.
Blythe: Wow, sounds like you'll be busy!
Bernard: And so will you, little lady, planning a festival in just two weeks.
Blythe: Two weeks? Did you just say two weeks?
Bernard: Mm-hmm. Allow me to solute you, young lady. You've taken on quite a challenge.
[Door closes]
Blythe: So, I've got two weeks to set up the biggest festival that Downtown City has ever seen... or else I lose the Soul Patches as the top act? [Thud]
- Blythe: There is absolutely no way in the world I can do this in two weeks! [Stuttering] I'm just going to have to call Mr. Solid and tell him to tell Jason #1 that there's absolutely no way I can do this!
Zoe: You need to settle down, Blythe.
Russell: You can do it! And do you know why? You can do it because you're Blythe Baxter, and you are awesome and you've pulled off lots of impossible things before!
Blythe: Hmm... You're right, pets! I can do this! Youngmee will be there, and I'll ask Sue, and Jasper, and Kora, dad, and Mrs. Twombly to help!
Penny Ling: And we want to help, too!
Blythe: Of course I want your help! It's going to be close, but with everybody pitching in, we just might make it!
Pets: [Cheering]
- Blythe: Thanks for coming, everybody. I can't tell you how grateful I am for the help. Okay, we're going to need some money to set things up, so the first thing on the list is get some sponsors!
Youngmee: Let's go!
- [Soul Patches]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
- [Jason #1]
- I'm breathless
- [Soul Patches]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
- [Jason #1]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
- [Soul Patches]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
- [Jason #1]
- I'm breathless
- [Soul Patches]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh
- [Jason #1]
- Been rehearsing every day
- Every song we learned to play
- Practiced every single move
- Put it all out on the line
- Never been a better time
- Where there's nothing left to lose
- To play the best show of our lives
- To play the best show of our lives
- You haven't lived until you've tried
- And I'm breathless cause I've never felt so alive
- Blythe: Okay. I've gotta go rent some event equipment. And I need you pets to put together all of the basic stuff you'll need to keep Pet Fest looking professional and running smoothly. Can you do it?
- Fought so hard, come so far
- Strummed a hole in my guitar
- Playin' every day and night
- But it's worth it in the end
- Show them all you're not pretend
- Time to step into the light
- Got the word out to everyone
- 'Cause tonight is a night to remember
- Make you dance till you see the sun
- Goin' strong 'cause we never surrender
- Feelin' so breathless
- Runnin' around restless
- Got me so breathless
- Blythe: Great, guys! Get those posters up! Let's do this!
- Feelin' so breathless
- Runnin' around restless
- Got me so breathless
- Blythe: Everything looks so good, but maybe I can do more!
- Feelin' so breathless
- Runnin' around restless
- Got me so breathless
- [All]
- To play the best show of our lives
- To play the best show of our lives
- You haven't lived until you've tried
- And I'm breathless cause I've never felt so alive
- Blythe: Okay, Blythe. Stay focused, you've almost got this.
- Blythe: Oh, you can park it over there, please! Okay, everybody, it's Pet Fest day!
Pets: [Animal sounds]
Blythe: The equipment's all here, so let's start setting up!
Park Worker: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there, missy! What do you think you're doing?
Blythe: Setting up the Pet Fest!
Youngmee: Only the biggest festival that Downtown City has ever seen!
Park Worker: There's not gonna be any festival here. You need a permit to hold an event in the city park.
Blythe: Oh, we've got a permit. Whittany, Brittany, show our permit to this man.
Whittany: A permit?
Blythe: Oh, no!
Brittany: Look, worker man, we were supposed to get a permit thingy.
Whittany: But we didn't, so you're just gonna have to give us one. Like, now!
Park Worker: No can do. You have to apply for a permit at least a week in advance.
Whittany: Oh. In that case, we need you to let us put on the festival, like, without one.
Brittany: Yeah, without one!
Park Worker: No permit, no festival.
Blythe: What is wrong with you two?! I give you one thing to do and you don't do it! [Frustrated yell]
Whittany: Brittany, we may have kind of messed up this time.
Brittany: If you, like, say so, Whittany.
Blythe: We've got no place to hold the Pet Fest! What am I going to do?!
- (To be continued)
- [End credits]