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- Vinnie: [Humming] [Smack!]
Zoe: [Smooching]
Pepper: Ha! Ta-da!
Penny Ling: [Laughing]
[Thud]
Blythe: Goodbye, goodbye, and another goodbye!
Russell: I'm not sure that was enough goodbyes.
Blythe: Goodbye!
Russell: Better.
Blythe: Late for school, only time for one goodbye!
Mrs. Twombly: Goodbye to you, [Bell dings] and a big hello to you!
Finola Frum: Oh, alright, Sweet Cheeks! I heard you the first time! Oh, ha ha! Can I have your largest bag of Nummy Nuggets please? It's a special request for Sweet Cheeks, my pet sugar glider. He may be tiny, but he's got a massive appetite for Nummy Nuggets! Oh, he just loves them!
Mrs. Twombly: Heavens to petsy, you really seem to know what your little pet wants.
Finola: I certainly do. I know that little Sweet Cheeks loves his life in my purrse! Yeah-huh! Uh-huh! Oh yes, I hear you! The truth is, I know what all pets are thinking.
Mrs. Twombly: Each and every one of them?
Finola: You see, I'm a pet psychic!
Mrs. Twombly: Oooh!
- Finola: Huh? What's that you thinking, Sweet Cheeks? Uh-huh, I totally agree, that outfit is to die for!
Mrs. Twombly: My outfit?
Finola: Huh? Oh, ha ha! Yeah ,Sweet Cheeks that color really brings out your eyes.
Mrs. Twombly: Ohhh! And what else does your little sugar glider think?
Finola: Uh... huh! Oh...! Oh! Okay, it seems my little pet has a one-tract mind. He really wants Nummy Nuggets
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, I'm afraid I don't carry Nummy Nuggets.
Finola: What? Are you kidding? You're kidding me, right? [Awkward laugh]
Mrs. Twombly: Mm-mm.
Finola: Oh, well, uh, here's a thought: you could order some.
Mrs. Twombly: Brilliant thought! Yours or Sweet Cheeks'?
Finola: Oh, now, Sweet Cheeks', of course! [Laugh]
Mrs. Twombly: You're such a luckity duckity to be able to know what he was thinking! I would love to know what the pets in our day camp are thinking!
Russell: Aw, man, when's the last time how much I dig that groovy Mrs. T?
Pepper: [Valley accent] Oh, for sure, I was so totally thinking the same thing. She said like the most awesomest awesome thing ever. Ha ha!
Sunil: [Gruff voice] Ugh, if that girl were any more fashion-forward, we'd have to strap a rocket on our bums just to keep up!
Penny Ling: She has doorknobs, so many doorknobs! So roundish, so orb-like, so bright!
Vinnie: [Speaking German]
Minka: [British accent] Jolly good, then! Let's give the old girl a bit of a hip hip hooray, shall we?
Pets: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, wouldn't it be nifty to get inside their little pet minds?
Finola: Oh, well I can do that! Are you kidding me?
Mrs. Twombly: [Gasp] Then what are we waiting for?
- [Squeaking]
Russell: [Groan] I hope my napping's not interrupting your squeaking!
Zoe: What? Oh! Oh no, it's not! [Squeaking]
Penny Ling: [Sobbing] Oh, sorry! That ending gets me every time! [Gasp]
Mrs. Twombly: And here they are! Oh, I can't wait for you to go all pet psychic on my little sweeties!
Vinnie: (Chasing his tail) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Come back here!
Finola: Oh, okay...right! Oh, okay! Okay, now that is a smart lizard; we're talking major capital I capital Q.
Vinnie: Hey, come back here! Oh, aah! I can get you! I can get you! Ooh, ah! Ahhh!
Penny Ling: [Sobbing]
Finola: Ooh, sheesh! That panda bear is one tough cookie! Haha, I wouldn't mess with a purple and white if I were you, no siree Bob!
Mrs. Twombly: I don't know who Bob is, but I made a note on Penny Ling.
Finola: Mm-hm. Oh okay, so that spiky thing is all about er... uh, chaos and- and- and disorder.
Russell: Huh? Who to the what now?
Finola: Uhhh, okay. Oh, okay, okay! He wants me to tell you that he would be much happier if- if- what if- if his space wasn't so clean and so organized!
Russell: Is this a joke? It has to be. Oh, I know - this is one of those joke reality shows, right?
Sunil: [Yelp] Please! I prefer to keep the contents of my brain private!
Finola: Oooh! Oh, mama, this one is fearless! Haha, she likes to walk on the wild side!
Sunil: [Appalled] Ohh! Did she just say that I'm a lady?!
Mrs. Twombly: Well, Sunil's a boy.
Sweet Cheeks: [Laugh]
Finola: Let me finish. That was what I said, "He". Yes, yes, he is definitely a daredevil! [Laugh]
Sunil: I agree that hidden cameras must be involved here. What is happening?!
Finola: Now this one here... ooh! She's very serious! She does not go in for any funny business!
Pepper: Huh?
Mrs. Twombly: Pepper... not funny... Got it!
Pepper: Oh, that hurts! That really hurts!
[Squeaking]
Finola: This dog, this dog here... Oh, oh! She does not like to be dressed up! Ohh!
Mrs. Twombly: (Takes Zoe's beret) So sorry, sweetie. It'll never happen again.
Zoe: I feel so exposed!
Minka: Do me, do me, do me! [Screeching]
Finola: And this one is so totally Zen.
Minka: Oh! She's so right! I am so Zen! I couldn't be more Zen if I tried! [Inhale] This woman is brilliant! Wait, what does Zen mean?
Russell: It means this lady is no pet psychic!
Mrs. Twombly: You know, I'm having a vision of my own! You in a little booth in my shop, reading the minds of my customers' pets!
Finola: [Gasp] That is almost psychic! I was thinking the same thing, and it just so happens that I have everything I need in my car!
Mrs. Twombly: Well, isn't that convenient? Ah, I am one lucky pet shop owner!
[Door closes]
Russell: There's something funny going on here!
Sunil: You say that, but I do not hear anyone laughing.
Zoe, Pepper, & Penny Ling: [Laughing]
Sunil: Oh, now I hear it.
Zoe: (Through laughter) Worst! Psychic! Ever!
Vinnie: What do you mean? She said I was smart!
Penny Ling: Wait until Blythe hears about this!
- Blythe: Hey there, everyone!
Penny Ling: [Straining] Aaaah!
Sunil: [Screaming]
Russell: [Groaning]
Pepper: Aaah!
(Zoe hides, Vinnie clicks a remote at a book.)
Minka: OMMMMMM! OMMMMMMMMMMMMM! OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Blythe: What the... huuuuuh?!
- Russell: Guh! Messy, untidy, disorderly! It's just not right!
[Crash]
Pepper: Ugh! [Spits] Never met a prop I didn't like - UNTIL NOW!
Blythe: Pepper, why are you wearing glasses?
Pepper: Finola thinks I'm serious, and serious skunks-
Blythe: Wear glasses? And who's Finola?
Finola: Someone who thinks she can tell what we want.
Sunil: COMING THROUGH!!
Blythe: Whoa!
[Crash]
Sunil: [Groan] I am so not a daredevil!
Minka: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhm! [Inhale] OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! AAAAH!
Blythe: What is going on here?
Vinnie: Don't ask me! Ugh, does anyone know what I'm supposed to do with these... things?!
Zoe: Well, I can't help you! I'm not coming out! I'm naked without my accessories!
Penny Ling: Here, take mine. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these or that. Am I supposed to be mad at it?
Russell: Blythe, you've got to do something - there's a pet psychic in our midst who isn't very psychic, and Mrs. Twombly believes everything she says! And we have to respect everything Mrs. T believes!
Blythe: A pet psychic? Oh, so that's what this is all about! I'll be back with a hat for Zoe and some answers for the rest of you. Pet psychic Finola Frum, tells you what your pet needs. Ah, are you kidding me? [To Mrs. Twombly] So, Mrs. T, what's up with the pet psychic?
Mrs. Twombly: Isn't she amazing, Blythe? She knows exactly what pets are thinking and what makes them tic, and... well, everything!
Blythe: Well, I'm not so sure about that. Everything she told you about our pets is totally wrong.
Mrs. Twombly: What makes you so sure?
Blythe: Because they told meeee- I-I mean- I just know!
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, Blythe, it's okay to be a little jealous. I know you have a special connection with the pets, but Finola's a professional. [Bell dings] And she's great for business!
- Blythe: Here, Zoe - it's the first thing I could find.
Zoe: Ahhh, so much better!
Vinnie: Is that crazy pet sidekick still here?
Blythe: It's pet psychic, and yes, I'm afraid so. Mrs. Twombly is a true believer; I have to figure out how to expose this psychic delicately so I don't hurt her feelings.
Russell: The taking time part isn't going to work for me. Have you seen my bed?!
Blythe: Okay, just relax.
Minka: Oh, I can do that! It's so Zen! Nope, can't do it! Can't be done!
Blythe: Just pretend that the things Finola said are true.
Pets: [Protesting]
Blythe: Until I can figure this out!
- Finola: Poodles wants you to know that she really, really wants you to buy her Nummy Nuggets brand pet food, okay?
Blythe: Hi, I'm Blythe. Do you have a minute to talk?
Finola: Hello, Blythe. You need to do a reading for your pet?
Blythe: No, I don't. I work here, and-
Finola: Okay, I'd love to talk to you, Blythe; but I'm very busy.
Blythe: Well, I was hoping you could give me some tips on being a pet psychic.
Finola: It's not something you can learn, dear; it's a gift.
Blythe: Is that your sugar glider?
Finola: Yes, his name is Sweet Cheeks. Isn't he cute? Welcome to an experience you will never forget!
[Squeaking]
Blythe: Excuse me, but I think Sweet Cheeks needs-
Finola: [Sigh] You wanna take him to the park? Sure, go right ahead. Now, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted? [Laugh]
Blythe: Okay, let's go to the park, Sweet Cheeks, where we can have a nice, long talk.
- Russell: I can do this! [Inhale] I will not panic! No one loses their mind from a messy bed!
Penny Ling: Take this, you dirty old punching bag! [Grunt] [Sobbing] I'm so sorry!
Zoe: [Gasp] I'm hideous with my head exposed!
Pepper: I think you look great, Zoe.
Minka: Ommm! [Spazzing] Ommmmm! [Spazzing] Banana splits! Dah! Come on, Minka! Keep calm and don't be yourself! Ommmm! [Spazzing] Flea saps, hair balls!
Sunil: If I don't move a muscle, I'll be perfectly safe on this thing. A-a-achooo!
[Crash]
Vinnie: [Grunting] Come on! One of these buttons must turn those things on!
- (Blythe takes Sweet Cheeks to Downtown City Park.)
Sweet Cheeks: [Screaming] That bird's not in a cage, or on a leash, or even in someone's pocketbook! Is that normal?
Blythe: Mm-hm!
Sweet Cheeks: Huh! So this is what it feels like!
Blythe: What?
Sweet Cheeks: To be out of Finola's purse!
Blythe: Oh, that is so not right! You are not an accessory!
Sweet Cheeks: Is that stuff for walking on?
Blythe: Of course. Finola's never brought you to the park?
Sweet Cheeks: Well... I wouldn't say never. I'd say never, ever! All we do is go from pet shop to pet shop. Finola doesn't have much time for me, even though I'm cute. See?
Blythe: Oh, hoho! Oh, you are so cute!
Sweet Cheeks: So, uh, how sure are you that grass is sugar glider friendly?
Blythe: About 100%.
Sweet Cheeks: Hmm, that's very sure. Ooooh, it's so soft!
Blythe: Welcome to the park, Sweet Cheeks!
Sweet Cheeks: Oh, yeah!
[Music]
Sweet Cheeks: Ho! Hehe! Hoohoo! [Laughing]
(When they get back to LPS...)
Blythe: [Gasp] OMG! That's a lot of Nummy Nuggets!
- Blythe: Looks like a lot of pets really want Nummy Nuggets.
Sweet Cheeks: Well, I don't! Nummy Nuggets is blech!
Blythe: This is the same brand that Finola told the customer her pet wanted. That's kinda weird...
[Cash register dings]
Blythe: Uh, did you hit the wrong button on that Nummy Nuggets order?
Mrs. Twombly: Mm? What do you mean, dear?
Blythe: Well, it just seems like you ordered a lot of pet food.
Mrs. Twombly: Apparently, every pet is suddenly hungry for Nummy Nuggets.
Blythe: Says who?
Mrs. Twombly: Well, Finola the pet psychic, of course.
Blythe: Of course. Hmm...
- Blythe: Okay, everyone, I think I know what's going on here.
Russell: Spill it! This bed isn't getting any cleaner!
Blythe: Okay - Finola tells every owner that their pets want Nummy Nuggets and then Mrs. Twombly has to go and order it. I'm sure Finola is connected to Nummy Nuggets somehow.
Minka: Let me process this. Thoughts come and go. Ommmmm! [Spazz] And then they come back and they bounce around! They ping-pong inside my brain, and I have to get up and I have to leave ground and I have to hang by my tail!
Blythe: Even Sweet Cheeks said that he and Finola go to lots of pet stores, but no parks!
Pepper: What's a sweet cheeks?
Blythe: Oh, sorry - everyone, this is Sweet Cheeks, the sugar glider. Sweet Cheeks, everyone.
Sweet Cheeks: This is the best day ever! A visit to the park and new pet friends? Woo-hoo!
Pets: [Half-hearted greetings]
Penny Ling: Sorry for the less than friendly greeting, we're just not quite ourselves today.
Blythe: [Gasp] Penny Ling, that's it! Sweet Cheeks, I need your help with something!
Sweet Cheeks: Anything for you, Blythe!
Blythe: Hang in there, everyone. If my plan works, things will be back to normal in no time.
Pepper: Did something just happen?
- [Cash register dings]
Mrs. Twombly: I'm sorry Nummy Nuggets didn't work out for you, really sorry.
[Bell dings]
[Squeaking]
Russell: I'm gonna pop that thing!
Zoe: You would deny me my one pleasure at a time like this?!
[Squeaking]
Blythe: We need Mrs. Twombly to see what's about to happen, so... (Takes a bag of pet food and spills it)
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, don't worry, I've got it. There's plenty more food where that came from, plenty.
Blythe: [Southern accent] So, Mrs. pet psychic, can you help me with my little old pet?
Finola: He wants you to buy him Nummy Nuggets, thinks it's delicious.
Blythe: Amazin' readin'! Now, can you tell me what my pet's name is?
Finola: His name is... uh... His name is... Sydney!
Blythe: Ah-HA, I knew you were a phony! You didn't even recognize your own pet, Sweet Cheeks!
Mrs. Twombly: Is this true?
Finola: [Stammering] Are you kidding me?! This - ! Okay - wha - this is a set up! That girl set me up! I'm leaving! (She drops her purse.)
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, don't worry, I've got it.
Blythe: Hold on, Mrs. Twombly. Finola's Nummy Nuggets Pet Food ID!
[Crowd gasps]
Mrs. Twombly: You work for Nummy Nuggets Pet Food Company?!
Finola: Oh - well - if you wanna put it like- yes?
Blythe: You pretended to read pets' minds so that Mrs. Twombly would have to buy your company's pet food!
Finola: I-I prefer to think of it as creative salesmanship! You don't understand what the pet food business is like - it- it's dog eat dog!
Mrs. Twombly: Usually I love a good pun, but I'm too annoyed right now! I may have forgotten to put on my thinking cap this morning, but it's on now! And tied tightly under my chin! You will take back all of this food!
Finola: Ah! O-okay, Anna! Okay, I will!
Mrs. Twombly: Darn tootin', you will! And it's Mrs. Twombly to you!
Blythe: I'm so sorry about all this, Mrs. T.
Mrs. Twombly: Oh, it's okay, Blythe. I really fell for Finola's malarkey, didn't I? I mean, who knows what pets are really thinking? [Chuckle]
Blythe: Hehe!
- Penny Ling: [Laughing] Ahhh! Let's be besties from now on!
Sunil: [Laugh] My daredevil days are but a memory! Oof!
Zoe: Look! Oh-hoo, I'm me again! Well, almost.
Vinnie: (Kissing the TV) Oh, how I missed you!
Pepper: Gah! [Laughing] Oh, yeah! I still got it!
[Sparkling]
Minka: [Whooping]
Russell: Now, Minka, hold on - if you're going to explode, please do it away from my nice new bed!
Minka: [Screeching] (Tears Russell's bed to shreds)
Russell: Ah! [Faints]
- Mrs. Twombly: [On the phone] I'm so sorry your pet doesn't like the Nummy Nuggets. Just bring back the bag and I'll give you a full refund. Ohhh, I'm exhausted; I need a little power nap! Blythe, would you mind watching things for me while I grab a quick 10?
Blythe: No worries, Mrs. T. And make it 20; you've had a long day.
[Bell dings]
Finola: So, the Nummy Nuggets company has agreed to take everything back. Everything except me, heh!
Blythe: I'm sorry about that, Finola.
Finola: Ah, don't be. I guess if I were any kind of a psychic, I would've seen that coming.
Blythe: Well, at least you'll have a lot of time for Sweet Cheeks. He loves the park, by the way.
Finola: He does? Would you like to go to the park with me?
Sweet Cheeks: [Squeak]
Finola: Ah, he does look happy! How did you know he liked the park? Are you a pet psychic?
Blythe: No, just a good listener.
- [End credits]