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Episode: | Plane it on Rio! |
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[Phone rings]
Blythe: Hello, this is Blythe.
Pets: [Repeatedly] Who is it?
Blythe: Please be quiet! Oh, no, not you. Yes, this is that Blythe.
Pets: [Chattering]
Russell: Quiet, everyone! Blythe's obviously not answering us; that means we need to get really close and interpret her facial expressions.
Blythe: Huh?
Russell: She's confused.
Blythe: Really?
Russell: Surprised.
Blythe: Thank you!
Russell: Appreciative. Mm-hm, now she's angry. Ooh, I'm sensing frustration! Whoever she's talking to must be really annoying.
Blythe: Serious? Yes! Wow! Bye! That was someone from the Carnival parade in Rio de Janeiro! They saw the work I did for the big, feathered parade a few months ago, and they want me to go down to Rio and lead a samba school!
Pepper: They're inviting you to Rio, but you have to go to school? That doesn't sound like much fun.
Blythe: It's a samba school. That's what they call the teams that compete in the Carnival parade. You make up a float and costumes for a group of seven dancers who- [Gasp] Oh, no!
Russell: What's the matter?
Blythe: Well, I would use big, feathered parade designs for the costumes and float, but I'll need at least seven dancers to enter the competition.
Vinnie: And you only have one dancer! [Singing] [Thud]
Minka: Don't worry - once you're at Carnival, the samba takes over! At least that's from my experience.
Blythe: Minka, you've been to Carnival?
Minka: [Singing] Oh, sure! I've been down to Carnival lots of times!
Russell: Really?
Vinnie: Wow!
Minka: In my head! [Singing] Samba, samba, samba! Samba, samba, samba!
Vinnie: She's there right now!
Minka: Samba, samba, samba! Sambaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah!
Blythe: Minka, when did you learn to dance like that?
Minka: I don't know. My heart has always been in Brazil. I guess the samba just must be in my blood.
Vinnie: Well, that explains why I, being cold-blooded, am not as samba-riffic.
Minka: I could teach you, Vinnie. In fact, I'm sure I could teach all the pets!
Russell: Hey, there's seven of us. We could be your samba school, Blythe!
Zoe: And I'll go to Rio!
Blythe: Pet dancers, huh? Heh, it just might be the perfect solution! Now if only I could get my dad to fly us all to Rio. But it's gonna take him a lot to convince him to do that.
Roger: Okay, I'll fly you all to Rio.
Blythe: But, dad, I really, really, really- Wait, did you just say "okay"?
Roger: We're scheduled to fly to Rio this week anyway, just in time for Carnival! [Laughs] What are the odds?
Emma: Blythe, are you ready for the perfect vaycay?
Blythe: Oh, it's not a vaycay-
Emma: I'm going to take us everywhere - Tijuca Rainforest, Ipanema beach, the best restaurants. I'm going to be your ultimate tour guide, or as they say in Rio, your [?] de tour! Here's the itinerary.
Blythe: I don't know, Emma. I'll be busy preparing for the Carnival parade.
Emma: We'll just squeeze those plans in here.
Blythe: Uh, I don't think five minutes will be enough to do all this stuff. I mean, I finished my constume designs, but I haven't even begun to-
Ramon: You've already finished your designs?
Blythe: Ramon!
Ramon: Yes, it is I, fabulous as ever! Ah, but I sense you are still distrustful of me. [Gasp] I beg your forgiveness!
Blythe: [Sigh] Emma, this is Ramon. He stole my designs for the big, feathered parade and almost got away with it.
Ramon: You must forgive me for my past transgressions. That was my lowest moment, even lower than right now when I'm lowered to the ground on one knee.
Emma: Well, you are still 30,000 feet in the sky.
Ramon: Good point.
Blythe: If I'd known you'd be competing in Carnival too, I would've put a lock on my sketchbook!
Ramon: Ah, Ramona will tell you that I have changed.
Ramona: [Squack]
Ramon: You see? I am proud to say I have found a new muse. This scarlet songbird has endowed me with an incredible amount of inspiration. [Laughing wildly]
Blythe: Er - good to know.
Ramon: [Chuckle] It will be an honor to see my designs and your designs side by side in honest competition.
Blythe: Yes, that will be nice. Good luck.
Zoe: How can Blythe trust that guy?
Russell: Well, everyone deserves a second chance, don't you think?
Zoe: Maybe they do, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't keep an eye on him.
Vinnie: If he's up to no good, he's not going to say anything.
Zoe: He won't, but that bird may sing!
Penny Ling: Ooh, that would be nice! I like songs!
Russell: No, Penny, Zoe means that the bird may tell us if Ramon is up to something.
Penny Ling: Well, that'd be a pretty weird song. [Singing] Ramon is up to no good! No good, no good in the neighborhood!
Russell: Gahh.
Ramon: [Snoring]
Zoe: So, Ramona, where are you staying while you're in Rio? [Beat] [Laugh] Oh, don't be shy, I don't bite! Well, sometimes I do, but only if I'm protecting my owner! [Laugh] That's a joke! Because I'm a dog!
Ramon: [Snoring]
Zoe: Hmm... She's not talking.
Penny Ling: Talk? I thought you wanted her to sing!
Blythe: [Sigh] Sunny, beautiful Rio de Janeiro!
Ramon: Watch out, we have to - we have scheduled a tour of the sights! [Nervous laugh]
Blythe: Okay, have fun.
Zoe: Blythe, I still don't trust that guy.
Blythe: It's okay, Zoe. What's he going to do?
Zoe: Wait a second, where'd he go?
Blythe: Uh-oh! [Panting] The bag with all of the pet costumes, it's... it's... gone!
Pets: [Chattering]
Blythe: Okay, everybody, chill out! Maybe Ramon took my suitcase, but we can't be sure. The baggage handlers at the airport say lost luggage happens all the time. [Knock on door] See? That's probably the lost bag right now.
Emma: Ready for the first tour, Blythe?
Blythe: Oh, gee, Emma - I think I'd better wait here for my bag. They said they'd bring it as soon as they found it.
Emma: Blythe, this is the perfect opportunity to destress and embark on Emma's guided tours. Today, we brave Rio's own Tijuca Rainforest.
Blythe: I'm gonna have to- ouch! Heh, can you excuse me for a second?
Emma: Sure.
Minka: Blythe! I've always dreamed of going to the Tijuca Rainforest! Can you take me? Please, please, please?!
Blythe: Well, it won't do any good just to wait around here all day.
Minka: [Excited screeching]
Blythe: Okay, Emma, I'll take Minka and we'll do one tour, then we come right back.
Emma: No time to waste, then. Step lively, folks! Keep an eye on your tour guide's flag!
[Door closes]
Russell: Well, I guess we'll just wait for Blythe's missing luggage.
Zoe: No, I know Ramon took it! Listen up, pets! Our suitcase stealer has been on the run for 90 minutes! Based on average foot speed, that means we need to set up a mile radius and search of any resident's farm house, dog house-
Russell: Uh, Zoe?
Zoe: Huh?
Russell: Why don't we just sneak into Ramon's room down the hall?
Zoe: You could've at least let me finish.
[Door opens]
[Sneaky music]
[Thud]
Penny Ling: Sorry! Ooh - why would somebody leave so much of a perfectly good burger?
Pepper: Penny Ling!
Russell: How do you propose we get into Ramon's room?
Vinnie: Don't worry, I got this!
[Buzzing]
Russell: [Gasp] Hide!
[Door opens]
Zoe: Okay, everybody, we're in!
[Sizzling]
Penny Ling: Mmm! [Gulp] Mmm!
Zoe: A-ha! Ramon did take Blythe's luggage!
Russell: You were right, Zoe! Ramon is going to steal all of Blythe's ideas and say they're his own, again!
Zoe: Not if we can help it!
Ramona: [Squawking]
Russell: Easy there, Ramona. We're all pets here, right? Surely you can see that your owner took something that doesn't belong to him. Did you even hear me?
Vinnie: Maybe she can't concentrate because she's got this wire thingy hanging out of her back.
Russell: She's not a pet at all! She's some kind of fancy animatronic robot! She's recharging right now.
Zoe: Well, we'll take care of that!
Ramona: [Squawking]
Pets: [Screaming]
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Russell: We got the suitcase! Let's get out of here!
[Rustling]
Blythe: I think we're lost.
Emma: We aren't lost, I've recognized that tree.
Blythe: That's because we passed it three times already, which means we're going in circles.
Emma: Well, don't worry, a great tour guie can find her way out of any situation.
Blythe: [Sigh] I hope so.
Minka: This is awesome, awesome, awesome! I can hear dart frogs, I hear macaws, and the thumping of taper hooves! Listen to that, Blythe! They're singing the song of Brazil! [Gasp] That butterfly wants me to follow it!
Blythe: Well, don't stray too far.
[Minka]
In the forest of Tijuca, all the creatures like to sing
Making music as they go about their forest foraging
Once the music takes you over, you just have to move your feet
Everybody gathers 'round to make that samba music beat
You hear the sound of Brazil
From every tree and hill
The creatures all join in
And they just start singin'
The crickets play the shaker with the monkeys on the drum
Birds fly in from the city just to join in all the fun
The frogs take up the rhythm as they croak along in time
The mosquitoes join in, too
[Mosquitoes]
'Cause we love to sing in rhyme
[Minka and Chorus]
We sing the song of Brazil
And it will give you a thrill
When you all dance to the beat
In Rio's tropical heat
Minka: Ladies and gentlemen, The Macaw Jazz Trio! Eee, eee, eee!
[The Macaw Jazz Trio]
At the beach cafe you hear a latin band
Their words of love just floating in the breeze
It sounds so familiar, but you don't understand
That's 'cause they don't speak Spanish, they speak Portuguese
[Minka and Chorus]
We sing the song of Brazil
Keep dancing, don't stand still
Don't let your coffee spill
You're gonna wanna refill
We sing the song of Brazil
From every tree and hill
Show off your soccer skill
As you sing the song of Brazil
Minka: [Laughs]
Blythe: Wow, look at that! I wonder if that blue butterfly knows a way out of here?
Emma: Hmm, if we go north, we can-
Blythe: This way!
Emma: Huh?
[Rustle]
Emma: [Laughs] I knew it was this way!
Blythe: So Ramon did steal my suitcase! Ugh, I can't believe I ever trusted him!
Russell: Well, at least you won't have to worry about the costumes anymore. We got them back!
Blythe: Except that Ramon's probably going to copy them, again. No, I've got to come up with a new theme and redo everything before the parade.
Minka: Look, look, look! The blue butterfly followed us home!
Blythe: This lovely lady led us out of the jungle today.
Pets: Ooh!
Minka: Maybe she can lead us to a new parade theme!
Blythe: She just did! But it'll take some work, and I'm going to need all of your help to get everything done in time. Are you up for it?
Pets: [Excited chatter]
[Samba music]
Minka: Oof! [Screaming]
Sunil: [Screaming]
Zoe: Gaah!
Vinnie: Oof!
Minka: [Groans]
Ramon: So, you had visitors while I was gone. How could let them get away with the suitcase, you molting bucket of bolts!?
Ramona: [Squawk]
Ramon: Not to worry, my pretty bird. If Blythe has her costumes back, we merely switch to plan B! [Laughing wildly] Just for point of reference, the first plan was plan A. [Laughing wildly]
Emma: And to your right, the amazing sambadrome. This is where the Carnival parade finishes and the judges make their final decisions. We'll stop here for a moment to take some photographs.
Blythe: Wish we had time, Emma; but after finishing the costumes last night, we've had no time to work on our parade float. We've got to get going.
Emma: Okay, but someone's got to take pictures. It's on the itinerary!
Blythe: Hello, I'm Blythe Baxter, here to pick up my float materials.
Judge: Miss Blythe Baxter? Oh, no, no, no, no, someone has already claimed your float materials.
Blythe: What the huh?
Judge: Er - this question I don't understand. The float base and the art materials were taken this morning by your associate, the one with the annoying squawky bird.
Blythe: Ramon!
Blythe: Ugh, great! Ramon got all of my float material! What am I going to do now?
Zoe: We've got to steal our stuff back!
Pets: Yeah! Steal it back!
Blythe: Wait a second! We don't need to steal anything to make a butterfly float! We've already got a giant rolling thing with wings! I just hope I can convince my dad to let us use it.
Roger: Okay, I don't see why not.
Blythe: But, dad, I really, really, really- Wait, did you just say "okay"?
Roger: What can we do to help?
Blythe: Come on, I'll show you!
[Later]
Blythe: It looks awesome!
Roger: Oh, I agree! [Laugh] I may just leave it that way!
Blythe: Whoa! I've got to get back and get the pets ready! We'll need the jet at the sambadrome in two hours. Emma, do you know how to get there?
Emma: Are you kidding? I know where all the shortcuts are. (A gust of wind blows her map away.)
Blythe: Okay. Well, just make sure you get my dad there in time for the judging.
Emma: No problem! Or as they say in Bolivia, no ay problema!
Minka: One, two, turn! One, two, jump! One, two, spin! One, two-
Pets: Aaah!
Minka: Wrooooooong!
Blythe: Don't worry, guys. The first try is always rough.
Sunil: First try! We've been practicing for two hours!
Minka: Sorry, Blythe, we'll get it down! I know they can do it! Okay, pets! Back to first positions, five, six, seven, eight!
Blythe: Hello there, blue butterfly! You helped us before; any way you can help us again?
Minka: Five, six, seven, eight!
[Thud]
Minka: Wrooooooong!
Blythe: I wonder how dad's doing with our float?
Roger: Uh, Emma? Are you sure we're going the right way?
Emma: Positive, Mr. Baxter. It says here it's a brisk five minute drive to the sambadrome; unless there's traffic, then it says you might be stuck for hours.
[Car horns]
[Samba music]
Blythe: OMG, where are they?
Ramon: I think it's time to give up, you silly seniorita! This is not going well!
Pets: [Animal sounds]
Blythe: Our routine will be ready and we will beat you! Although, it's kind of like beating myself because its my float design that you stole!
Ramon: It's better to have a stolen float than no float at all! [Laughing wildly] [Coughing] Now step aside, we are next in the dance competition.
Blythe: Your samba school is made up of robotic birds?
Ramon: Yes, they are so much easier to deal with, better than annoying real pets who have to be fed, cared for, and - ugggggh - loved! And these robots can actually dance, unlike your silly real pets. [Laughing wildly]
[Samba music]
[Crowd cheering]
[Beep]
Ramon: Dance, my mechanical friends! [Laughing wildly] Yes! We have this in the bag! Ha! What bag, you ask? I don't know, it's an expression! [Laughing]
[Crowd cheering]
Blythe: Well, we're up next. We'll start the dance and then hopefully, by the time we're done, our float will be here. [Groan] Where can they be?
Emma: Make a left at the next street... Or maybe it's a right.
[Screech]
Emma: We just need to turn.
Roger: [Growl] No more turning! Off we go!
Emma: Go? Go where?
Roger: Into the wild blue yonder!
[Plane revving]
Minka: Samba, samba, samba! Samba, samba, samba! [Awkward laugh] Any time, you guys! [Screeching]
Blythe: Ah, you're back! And you brought help!
[Chorus]
We sing the song of Brazil
Keep dancing, don't stand still
Don't let your coffee spill
You're gonna wanna refill
We sing the song of Brazil
From every tree and hill
Show off your soccer skill
As you sing the song of Brazil
[Crowd cheering]
Judge: Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! You are the winners of the samba dance part of the contest! And this young dancer is hereby awarded the queen of the drummers!
Minka: [Whooping]
Judge: So, now where is your float?
Blythe: Well, you see, the thing is... [Gasp] Here it comes now!
Ramon: [Gasp]
[Screech]
Roger: Thank you for flying butterfly Pet Jet airlines!
[Crowd cheering]
Judge: Amazing! Then Blythe Baxter's samba school wins first place!
Pets: [Cheering]
Judge: Oh, yes, and let's also hear it for the runner-up, Ramon.
Ramon: [Whimper]
Blythe: Aw, come on, Ramon! At least you came in second! Oops, I mean, I came in second because-
Ramon: I stole your designs! I know, I know!
[Buzzing]
[Boom!]
Ramon: It is going to be an awkward return flight.
Roger: Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to find another way home, Ramon. That's the Pet Jet, for real live pets only.
Ramon: [Groan]
[Samba music]
- [End credits]