[Window opens] Blythe: Oh, hi, everyone. Pets: [All chattering] Vinnie: What's all this? Blythe: It's called origami. And there's one for each of you. Pets: [All chattering] Zoe: Oh, we should all wear these as hats! Everyone looks good in a hat. Well, almost everyone. Vinnie: Hey, has anyone seen an ori-jambi lizard? Russell: Oops. Sorry. Blythe: [Laughs] Oh, no! Look at the time. I'm late. Penny Ling: But we just got here. Blythe: I know, but I'm going to an outdoor fashion show. It's being sponsored by Wake-Up People! You know, that morning TV show. Zoe: You mean, you're going to be on TV? Blythe: If I get there early, I might be. Zoe: If I were going to be on TV, I wouldn't want to do it alone. I'd rather have a special friend with me. Blythe: Zoe, would you like to come with? Zoe: Oh! You don't have to ask me twice!
Blythe: [Gasp] Only 3 more minutes till showtime. Zoe: I'm so excited! Maybe I'll be discovered. [Cheering and applause] Blythe: [Gasp] There's Ginny Hues! [Cheering and applause continues] Ginny Hues: And now it's time to Wake Up, People! I'm your host, Ginny Hues, and today we're unveiling Yadon'say's brand new fashion line. [Cheers and applause] Ginny Hues: But first, I thought talk to some of our fashionable audience members about their personal style. Oh, heh heh! I've heard of going retro, but this is crazy. Do you know what century this is? Lady: Whoa! Ginny Hues: [Laughs] Oh, I think I can safely call that a fashion don't. Who's next? Blythe: OMG! She's getting closer to us! Zoe: Maybe she'll interview you about your outfit. Blythe: I hope so. Zoe: Look, Blythe, you're next! Blythe: This is going to be the greatest thing that ever- Whittany: Out of our way, Blythe! Blythe: [Grunts] Oh, no! My phone! [Crunch!] Biskits: Oops. Ginny Hues: Who's next? Biskits: Us! Whittany: I'm Whittany Biskit, and this is, like, my sister, Brittany Biskit. Brittany: You must have, like, heard of us before. Ginny Hues: Actually, I haven't. But I do see that you're dressed alike. How would you describe this twinsy style? Whittany: Easy. We only wear overpriced, designer, luxury clothes. Brittany: The kind of clothes most people only wish they could afford. Impressed much? Ginny Hues: Actually, no. Brittany: What? Ginny Hues: Sorry, girls, but to me personal style is not about following the crowd, it's about originality. Whoo! Now that's what I'm talking about! That's a look you don't see every day. Ooh, how original! Mrs. Twombly: Oh, my stars! It's our Blythe on national television1 Ginny Hues: And your name is? Blythe: Uh, Blythe Baxter. Ginny Hues: Please, tell us all about your outrageous new hat. Blythe: Hat? Oh, you mena this nest? Ginny Hues: A nest hat. That's fantastic! A real fashion breakthrough. Blythe: Um, it was more like a fashion accident. Biskits: Hmph! Ginny Hues: Don't be so modest. This nest hat was a bold choice, a real fashion statement. Freshest look I've seen in a long time. Blythe: Seriously, this really is a nest on my head. Ginny Hues: Why don't we bring out our star, Yadon'say, and get her opinion on your nest hat. [Applause and cheering] Ginny Hues: It's a thrill to have a huge star like you. Now, tell me, what do you think of this outrageous new nest hat? [Tense theme] [Crowd cheering] Ginny Hues: Congratulations, Blythe! You've gotten the official pop diva approval! Let the nest hat craze begin! [Women clamoring] [All chattering]
Blythe: Mrs. Twombly, I'm back. You'll never believe the crazy morning I've had. Mrs. Twombly: I already know! Ta-da! Blythe: What? Zoe: [Whimpers, barks] Mrs. Twombly: How do you like my nest hat, hm? Blythe: Well, it's um, totally you.
Zoe: And then Yadon'say gave her hat the official diva thumbs-up. Vinnie: We know, Zoe. We saw the whole thing on TV. Pepper: Now, we just want to see the nest hat up close. Blythe: Oh, sure. Pets: [Gasp] What's that? Blythe: OMG! It's an egg!
Blythe: Oh, I feel terrible. Russell: Terrible? Why? Blythe: Because somewhere a mama bird is missing her egg, and I've got it. She must be looking everywhere. I need you guys to take care of this egg while I'm gone. I'd bring it with me, but I can't risk breaking it. Zoe: Where are you going? Blythe: To find that egg's mama. Maybe if I'm wearing this hat, there's a better chance she'll see it. Vinnie: She's leaving the egg with us? Pepper: Eh. Makes as much sense as wearing a nest on her head. Blythe: Whoa! Brittany: Oh, Blythe, you're just who we're looking for. Whittany: We need to talk to you about your phone. Blythe: Oh, you mean the one you knocked out of my hand and stepped on? What about it? Brittany: Well, when we told our daddy the hilarious story of how we broke your phone, he, like, went crazy. Whittany: Yeah. Said we had to, like, replace it. Brittany: We asked him for the money, but he said, like, "No." Whittany: We didn't even know he knew that word. Anyway, he's insisting that we work it off. Huh, as if. Brittany: So do you have any idea of how we can, like, "work it off?" [Phone ringing] Mrs. Twombly: Littlst Pet Shop. Yes, just a second. Blythe, it's for you. Another phone call from the media. They want to interview you about your nest hat. Blythe: Another phone call? Mrs. Twombly: They've been calling all day. Just look at all these messages. Whittany: Maybe there's a way we can work this to, like, our advantage. Blythe: Um, hello? Whittany: Don't worry. We'll take care of these. Blythe: Oh, no. This can't be good. Brittany: Of course, it's good. To pay you back for destroying your phone, we're going to handle all of your PR. Free of charge. Whittany: We're really, like, good with the public. Blythe: You're good with the public? Well, thanks but no thanks. I've got a mama bird to find. Whittany: Listen, Blythe, you owe us this. Brittany: Without us, there wouldn't even be a nest hat. Blythe: Well, can we go back to the tree that this nest fell from? Whittany: Yeah, like, right after our appointment. [Engine starts]
[Jaunty theme] [Crowd clamoring] [Crowd cheering] [Crowd booing] Martha Stewart: Clearly not everyone can pull off this fashion trend. For instance, these two young ladies. They seem to have missed the whole point. I think only down-to-earth types should even attempt to pull off a nest hat. Blythe: I have an idea. For inspiration, why don't we go outside and look for real birds, maybe even- Martha Stewart: Oh, look, we're out of time. Nest hats: they're a fashionabl ething. [Crowd cheering] [Upbeat theme]
Russell: Now, remember everyone, Blythe put us in charge of this egg and that means keeping it warm. Now, who wants to sit on first? [Pets clamoring] Minka: Ooh, I'll start! I'm already here. Vinnie: Minka, what are you doing? You gotta stay still or the egg will never warm. Come on, let someone else try. Russell: It's still ice cold. Vinnie: Hey, I'm not exactly warm-blooded, you know. Russell: Off, Vinnie. Let Sunil try. Sunil: But, w-what do I do? I just sit on it? I don't want to crack it. Russell: Don't worry about it, Sunil. Just sit down. It won't crack. Sunil: But what if it does crack? What if the baby chick hates me for cracking his home? I don't think I could live with that kind of guilt! [Screams] Russell: I'm thinking it's probably best if I take over. You see, I have the perfect method for keeping the egg warm. It's called a hog-hug. Zoe: Oh! There's my mailman chew toy. [Squeak] Russell: Whoa! [Thud] Pets: [Gasp] [Sigh] [Cracking] [Suspenseful theme] [Chirp] Russell: Look what I hatched! Pets: Aww! Russell: Whoa. Easy, big guy. Hubble: Mama. Mama! Russell: Did he just call me- ? Pets: Mm-hmm.
Blythe: You both promised me that after the last show, I could go find that mama bird. [Grunts] Whittany: Well, that wasn't the last show. Brittany: This is. Blythe: Get off of me! [Grunts] You can't hold me here like a prisoner! Brittany: Wanna bet? It's, like, three against one. Whittany: Two against one, Britt. Besides, the first rule of public relations is that the client is, like, never right. Blythe: So no matter what I say, you're going to make me do the opposite? Brittany: Finally catching on? Der! Blythe: In that case, I really love doing all these TV shows and I think it would be a terrible idea to leave and go look for a mama bird that I'm very worried about. Whittany: Good call, Blythe. Brittany: Yeah, good. Wait, why is that a good call? Whittany: Second rule of public relations: Never disagree with the client to her face. Blythe: I'm so out of here! Whittany: Blythe, do you think we, like, like watching you get all the attention? No, but we do it anyway. Brittany: Why, you ask? Blythe: Uh, I didn't ask. Brittany: Because it's our job! That's how we make our money. It's called working for a living. Look it up. Whittany: Britt, that's not why we're doing this. Brittany: I knew that wasn't right. Why are we doing this again? Whittany: So we can get something out of it, as the true originators of the nest hat. Blythe: How's that working for you? Biskits: It's not. P.A.: FYI, we've got 20 minutes 'til Blythe's segment. Is there anything I can get for her while she waits? Blythe: No, I'm- Whittnay: Save your voice for the show, Blythe. We'll handle this. Brittany: In the last eight hours, Blythe has become a huge star. Whittany: So we're sure you wouldn't mind giving her a little extra special treatment. Brittany: You know, to keep her, like, happy. P.A.: Uh, okay. What does she want? Whittany: Well, for starters, how about a new phone?
Pepper: So, Russell, what are you going to name this little fella? Russell: Hubble. I think I'll name you Hubble. Hubble: [Chirping] Zoe: Russell, there's more to parenting than just giving him a name. Or at least that's what I've heard. Penny Ling: She's right. Now you have to teach Hubble how to be a bird. Russell: Hubble, do you want to know how to fly? Hubble: Uh-huh! Penny Ling: Um, Russell, I'm not sure that's the best idea. Russell: Of course it is. Just do what I do. [Grunts] Now, I know I didn't actually fly, but you will. I believe in you, Hubble. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything you want. Now go out there and fly! [Dramatic theme] Russell: Come on, Hubble. Any second now, you're going to be soaring like an eagle. Hubble: [Sobbing] Russell: Oh, now, now, there's nothing to cry about. You tried your best. Besides, there's a lot more to being a bird than just flying. Birds don't even like flying that much. Hubble: [Crying] Vinnie: Hey, maybe he's hungry. Russell: Oh, are you hungry, little guy? [Stomach growling] Ooh, looks like you're not the only one. Let's make like birds and chow down.
Brittany: [Squealing] Look at all this beautiful swag! Whittany: Did you see these new headphones? Score! Brittany: Forget the headphones. Here's the phone we asked for. Whittany: Turning Blythe into a demanding diva is the bst idea we've ever had. Brittany: Yeah, but the real Blythe is, like, turning psycho. Blythe: [Grunting] If that mama bird doesn't find her egg, I'm holding you both responsible! Whittany: If you didn't want to be tied up and held against your will, you should never have become a celebrity. Blythe: [Grunting]
[Knock on door] P.A.: Blythe, here are the three flax seed smoothies you asked for. Blythe? Whittany: I'll take those. Blythe doesn't like to be disturbed before she goes on camera. Brittany: Yeah, and she also needs mango organic yogurt made from yak's milk. P.A.: Uh, I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to find it- Whittany: No yogurt, no Blythe. If you're not back in 5 minutes with the yogurt, our client walks. P.A.: But the segment tapes in five minutes! Brittany: Then why are you still here? [Door closes] Biskits: [Laughing] Whittany: You know what's so great? We don't even like yogurt. Brittany: But watching her hop to it is, like, fun! [Chuckles] Whittany: Oh, Blythe, your smoothie's getting warm and slushy. Better drink up. Blythe: I don't care about a smoothie. Whittany: You know, for a diva, you're a total buzz kill. Blythe: Oh! For the last time, I am not a diva! [Grunting] Now, out of my way! I've got a mama bird to find! Whittany: We've gotta, like, catch her! Brittany: Don't forget the swag! [Dramatic theme] P.A.: Oh, Blythe, there you are. I've got your yak's milk yogurts. [Crash] Whittany: Ew! Yak's milk yogurt! Brittany: Like, yuck!
Russell: Now watch what I do. Mmm! Mm-mmm-mmm. Yum! Now you try. Sunil: No! Russell! This is not how mama birds feed their newborn babies. Russell: Well, how do you know? Sunil: I found this book over in the bird section. There's a whole chapter on feeding chicks. Russell: Let me see that. Sunil: I don't want to show it to you. Russell: Why not? Sunil: Because I'm afraid you'll say, "Ew, that is so gross." Russell: Oh, please. I'm a guy. Nothing grosses us out. Just give me the book. Sunil: Okay, you asked for it. Russell: It says here that the mama bird chews her food and then puts it right into the baby's mouth. Oh, there's even a picture. Ew! That is so gross! Sunil: What did I tell you? Russell: Well, I'm not doing that. Penny Ling: Try this, Russell. I've heard Mrs. Twombly say that birds really like these bird seed bells. Russell: Great idea! Thanks. Okay, Hubble. This is how you get the bird seeds off the bell. Now you try. Hubble: Huh! Mm-mm! Russell: Mmm, these seeds are so delicious inside my tummy-wummy. Don't you wish you had some in your tummy, Hubble? Hubble: Mm-mm. Russell: Here comes the train pulling into the station. Now open wide. [Imitating train noises] [Train whistle] Hubble: Mm-mm. Russell: What about planes? Here comes the plane in for a landing! [Imitating plane noises] Oh! He won't eat! I'm a lousy mother!
Blythe: What the–? Yikes! [Women screaming and birds chirping] [Dramatic theme] Blythe: [Gasp] This is terrible! [Bird cries] Whittany: Blythe, you have go get back to the studio, like, right now! Blythe: I can't go on TV and encourage people to wear nest hats. Don't you see what's happening? Brittany: So birds are attacking people. Whittany: Yeah, big whoop. Blythe: Don't you see this whole nest hat craze has become a huge problem for hat wearers and wildlife, too? I've got to go do something before any birds or people get hurt. Whittany: Look, this is your completely undeserved 15 minutes of fame. Brittany: Don't blow it, Blythe. Blythe: When are you two going to get it through your very large heads? I don't care about that! [Women screaming] Blythe: Now, to just upload this footage to the web. [Women screaming on video] [Screams] Blythe: My chirp feed says that the nest hat craze is officially over. Whittany: It's so over! Blythe: OMG! Look what's happening. [Birds chirping] Blythe: The birds weren't attacking anyone. They just wanted to nest in the hats. Isn't nature amazing? Brittany: Yeah, amazingly boring. Whittany: I think our day of work is over, Brittany. Brittany: So over. See you, Blythe. Have fun soaking up more nature or whatever. Blythe: There's just one more thing I need to take care of.
[Upbeat theme] Blythe: This is it. This is the tree that the nest fell out of. Russell: Now what do we do? Blythe: Let me try this. Hubble: [Chirping] Russell: Oh! She's back! [Majestic theme] Russell: I know what happens next. But I don't want to see it. Blythe, will you hold me up so I can see Hubble one last time? I guess this is goodbye, Hubble. I'll never forget you. Hope you don't forget me. Hubble: [Chirping] Russell. Russell: Hey, you know my name! You will remember me! [Majestic theme] Russell: [Sigh] I'm gonna miss that little guy. Blythe: And he'll miss you too. You're not exactly easy to forget. Woman: Oh! What an outrageous look! A hedgehog hat! Blythe: Oh, no!
