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| Episode: | To Paris With Zoe |
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Blythe: [Groan] I give up! Studying for French class is impossible! None of it makes any sense! (Facedesks) It's like learning another language!
Russell: Maybe we can help.
Blythe: How?
Sunil: Well, we have been listening to you practice, Blythe.
Penny Ling: Yeah, and we could say stuff to you in French.
Vinnie: And then you could, you know, tell us what it means.
Blythe: Huh, that's actually a pretty good idea.
Pepper: [Clears throat] (Tries to speak French)
Blythe: What does that mean, Pepper?
Pepper: Meh, I dunno. That's what the language sounds like to me when you're saying it, so I figure that's gotta mean something.
Blythe: [Groan]
[Door opens]
Roger: Blythe, my darling daughter, have I got some great news for you!
Blythe: French is no longer a language?
Roger: No. Guess again.
Blythe: You've been-
Roger: I'll just tell you. Zoe's owners are sick! [Giggles]
Blythe: I wouldn't call that news necessarily exciting.
Roger: They've asked me to ask you if you want to go with Zoe on the Pet Jet and chaperone her to her show in... Paris!
Blythe: Paris? City of romance? City of lights? City of a language I don't understand? [Shriek]
Roger: Ow! Not interested, huh? Well, you better go pack!
Blythe: [Squee] [Conga voice] I am going to Paris! I am going to Paris!
Pets: She is going to Paris! She is going to Paris!
Blythe: [Conga voice] I am going to Paris! I am going to Paris!
Roger: Blythe, you're not going to be singing that the whole flight, are you?
Blythe: I might!
Stephanie: Agreement across the board. Flight plan is filed. We are ready to go, captain.
Roger: Great! Blythe, meet my co-pilot, Stephanie Hart.
Blythe: Hi.
Stephanie: Hi. I heard a lot about you, Blythe. My daughter Emma is on board for this flight; I'm sure she'd like to meet you, too.
Blythe: Cool.
Roger: Mwa! Have a good flight, kiddo. Stephanie, let's hit the skies!
Blythe: Hey, you must be Emma.
Emma: Hello. Blythe, right?
Blythe: Yep! Nice to meet you. You sure brought a lot of reading material.
Emma: It's research. My dream is to be a travel guide and lead tours, so I'm studying up before we get to Paris.
Blythe: That sounds really cool, but it looks like you brought stuff for Germany instead.
Emma: Oh, no! Or as they say in Canada, "Sacre Bleu!"
Blythe: Well, the good news is you can probably get a map of Paris while we're there.
Emma: Yeah! Hey, maybe we can explore the city together!
Blythe: Oh, I'd love to!
Zoe: [Barking]
Blythe: But I'm really going to Paris to help a friend, so that's job number one.
Emma: Oh, I totally understand. I'l lstill let you know when I'm going out wandering, though, just in case.
Blythe: Nice meeting you.
Emma: As they say in Italy, "Ciao!"
[Squeak]
Blythe: Well, Zoe, do you think you packed enough?
Zoe: My travel motto is, "When in doubt, pack everything!"
[Squeaking]
Blythe: A little nervous, huh?
Zoe: No, just excited; I can barely keep from jumping out of my fur! My first overseas show, and I get to see my old friend Madame Pom! I'm really glad you're with me, Blythe!
Blythe: I'm excited, too! Paris is going to be great! But I'm going to help you with whatever you need, I promise; that's first priority.
Zoe: I know you will, you've never let me down before, darling. Eh? Huh? [Yelp]
(Pet Jet takes off)
[Squeaking]
Mrs. Twombly: Oooooh, this is so exciting! Our Zoe in an international competition! Huh, I don't understand why we don't get the channel the competition is on. We get every other station like the Bread Crust network and the Insect Channel. I think I better call my cable provider.
Vinnie: Ohhh, Insect Channel!
Penny Ling: Zoe's going to be on television! Do you think this means Blythe will be too?
Minka: I sure hope so. Oh, I wish we were there so we could watch ourselves on television!
Russell: Minka, if we were there, we wouldn't be here, so we couldn't watch ourselves be there.
Minka: Exactly!
Russell: Okay, that one's going to hurt for a while!
Sunil: I hope the television shows are some of Paris. Blythe made it sound very exciting.
Pepper: Yeah! From the way she described Paris, I can practically see it!
[Minka, Pepper, Penny Ling, Russell, Sunil]
Chez Paris
Chez Paris
A beautiful city, where they say
French Man: Oui, oui!
Travel to France, and you'll be entranced by the beauty of Chez Paris
[Penny Ling]
The restaurants of Paris are like nowhere else
You can dine on Soufflé and baguettes
[Russell]
With ten thousand cheeses, you'll never want to leave
[Russell and Penny Ling]
This beautiful Chez Paris
[All]
Chez Paris
Chez Paris
Throw on a beret and let's go
French Man: Allons-y
Croissants and cafés or a frog
Russell: Hide your legs!
When in beautiful Chez Paris
[Minka]
It's a city of artists who hang in the Louvre
Mona Lisa is smirking
Picasso is blue
Van Gogh is here
Van Gogh: Have you seen my ear?
[Van Gogh and Minka]
In the beautiful Chez Paris
[Sunil]
It's a city of romance
There's love in the air
You'll float down the river, with nary a care
An accordion plays the love songs of our day
[Sunil and Pepper]
In the beautiful Chez Paris
[All]
Chez Paris
Chez Paris
[Pepper]
You'll never get tired with so much to see
[Russell]
Make some fondue
[Sunil]
Net a flower or two
[All]
In beautiful Chez Paris
Penny Ling: It really is going to be something to see!
Sunil: I just hope we get to see it.
Blythe: Paris is totally amazing! Oh, Zoe, I want to see every street, every stairway!
Zoe: Well, right now I just want to see the grounds for the dog show. You're sure we're headed the right way?
Blythe: Right, the dog show. They said it's near the Eiffel Tower, and they don't get any more Eiffel-y than that!
Zoe: Good, I am ready for this competition! Nothing will distract me, nothing! What the who? Apparently you didn't hear me, I said nothing will distract me. Um... what's he doing?
Blythe: He's a street mine, Zoe. Mimes act out situations and feelings without speaking. Paris is famous for them. His dish says his name is Philippe.
Philippe: [Sniffs]
Zoe: Oh! Oh, how sweet! [Sniffs] Merci, Philippe!
Blythe: We should be at the show grounds in just a couple of minutes, okay, Zoe? It's a good thing I know you're focused on the dog show, Zoe; otherwise that Philippe could be a real thorn in your competition preparation, right?
Zoe: Uh, right! [Sigh] Thorn!]
Blythe: Whoa! Not only is Paris another world, so is this dog show!
Zoe: [Inhale] Philippe! Ohh!
Madame Pom: Oh! Do my eyes decieve! They do not! (Kisses Zoe three times) Oh, dearest Zoe, so nice to see you here on the continent! I'm so excited for you - your first international competition! If you do well, you'll be famous all over the world like me!
Zoe: Competition! Famous! Me! Philippe!
Madame Pom: I'm due for some costume fittings, but we simply must talk before the competition. I will see you, yes? (Kisses Zoe three times)
Blythe: You're going to get past this puppy love thing, right, Zoe?
Zoe: Ohhhh, Philippe!
Blythe: Well, what do you think of this one, Zoe? Are you still daydreaming about that mime?
Zoe: [Sigh] Oh, Blythe, I think about him every night, every day, and every time in between!
Blythe: Zoe, you just met him yesterday. Try to stay focused. We'll make sure you see Philippe after the competition.
Zoe: But what about after that? I'll go home, he'll stay here, and we'll never see each other again!
Blythe: This is a dog who hasn't even spoken to you, remember?
Zoe: Maybe I just like the strong, silent type!
[Knock, knock, knock]
Emma: G'day, Blythe!
Blythe: Oh, hi, Emma!
Emma: I'm going out to explore!
Blythe: What's the flag for?
Emma: Oh, it's so my tour group doesn't get lost. I know I don't have a group, so it's just practice. Do you want to go explore?
Blythe: Oh, I don't know, Emma; I'd love to, but the dog show is just in a couple of hours. Still, most of the outfits are almost done.
Emma: Well, I'll be down on the lobby if you decide you want to go. Cheers! As they say in London!
[Door closes]
Blythe: There really is no reason for us to stay here all afternoon until the competition. How would you feel if Emma and I dropped you off at the dog show grounds a little early?
Zoe: That sounds like a brilliant idea, darling!
Blythe: Okay!
Blythe: Looks like it's dogs only beyond this point, so you're on your own, Zoe. I'll be back by four, I promise promise, okay?
Emma: She'll be fine, Blythe, now come on! We got a deluxe tour to get to!
Blythe: Lead on, tour guide!
(Zoe stops the gate from closing and takes off.)
[Flies buzzing]
Vinnie: [Giggling] (Smacking his tongue, trying to catch the flies on the TV)
Pepper: Vinnie, tell me you haven't been watching the insect channel all this time.
Vinnie: Shh! You'll scare them away!
Mrs. Twombly: Good news, my sweeties! I spoke to my provider and we should be getting the channel showing Zoe's competition right now! There you go, enjoy!
Vinnie: Ohh, no more insect channel! [Grunting] (Changes the channel back to the insect channel) Ohhhh!
Sunil: Oh, come now, Vinnie; we don't want to miss any of Zoe's dog show.
Vinnie: NO ONE'S CHANGING THIS CHANNEL!
Zoe: Philippe! Philippe! Oh, another flower! How sweet! Although, it'd be even nicer if you actually said something sweet to me! Oh, I see, you're saying the struggle to be together is like a great wind pushing against us! Oh, and it's true, we are trapped by our circumstances! [Inhale] Poor us! You're so right - there's a force pulling us together that cannot be denied! Oh, Philippe, we think exactly alike - our two hearts beating as one!
[Door opens]
Blythe: These fabrics are perfect! I could use these for my Pet Expo designs! Doggie sweaters, mongoose booties! I think this amazing city has some kind of hold on me; it's a magnet, and I can't help but be drawn to everything in it.
Emma: You know, Blythe, I think you've got what they call in the travel biz "travel fever."
Blythe: More like "Paris fever". Where are we going next?
Emma: Are you sure you don't need to be getting back to the dog show?
Blythe: Oh, there's still time to do one or two more things before I need to get back.
Emma: Well, there's supposed to be a great ramen place over that way.
Blythe: Heh, maybe if we were in Tokyo.
Emma: [Awkward laugh] I really should get a Paris map.
Blythe: Ooh, look over there - a real French cafe! I bet they have Cafe au lait and maybe some chocolate too!
[Flies buzzing]
Pepper: Russell, we're running out of time! We've got to get that channel changed or we're gonna miss the whole show!
Russell: Relax, Pepper, I have the perfect plan. Oh, my gosh, look - they're having auditions across the street for an all-dancing gecko show!
Pepper: Yeah, not one of your better plans.
Russell: I'd have to agree.
Zoe: Oh, Philippe, Madame Pom will be so excited to meet you! Oh, there she is now! Madame Pom!
Madame Pom: Zoe, darling! I was wondering when you were going to appear! The competition is almost ready to-
Zoe: Madame Pom, I want you to meet my partner, my soulmate, my reason for living - this is Philippe! Philippe? I thought you only gave flowers to me!
Madame Pom: Charmed, I'm sure. Yes, nice to meet you. Zoe, can we speak privately? You're not serious about this soulmate business, are you, darling?
Zoe: What do you mean?
Madame Pom: Well, I'm sure this Philippe is very nice, but I've always pictured you with someone of more... depth.
Zoe: Depth? His every gesture is about how passionately he feels about me.
Madame Pom: Are you sure you're not just seeing what you want to see? I just don't want you to be so distracted so you don't do well in the competition.
Zoe: You're jealous that I found my perfect match and you haven't! [Gasp] You're just trying to make me doubt myself for the competition!
Madame Pom: Zoe, I assure you, I-
Zoe: Well, I don't even care about the dog show! All I care about is Philippe, and we're going to be together forever!
Blythe: Oh... Merci beaucoup. Did I say that right?
Emma: To perfection. How's your cafe?
Blythe: Mmm, it is so Ole! Oh, this city! The fashions, the food, the people! Uuugh! Mm. I'd move here in a heartbeat if it weren't for my friends back home! [Sigh] I just wish this day hadn't gone by so quickly. I mean, look at that, it's practically- oh my gosh, it's almost four! I said I'd be back at the dog show with Zoe's costumes! Oh, Paris! How could you do this to me?!
[Bell dings]
Blythe: Um, excuse me, how do I get to the- ? Excuse me! Can you tell me how to- ? Duugh! It's no use! I need directions back to the dog show grounds, but we still don't have a Paris map, and all I've learned how to say is merci beaucoup!
Emma: Blythe, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that your animal friends meant so much to you.
Blythe: Oh, they mean everything!
Emma: It's okay. I know how to find our way back to the dog show.
Blythe: Without a map?
Emma: Yes, I know a magic travel trip every tour guide has up their sleave in case of an emergency. Taxi!
Blythe: Is that how they say it in France?
Emma: That's how they say it everywhere! Eiffel Tower, si vous plait! Touts suite!
[Tires screeching]
[Horns honking]
Blythe: This can't be happening!
[Flies buzzing]
Vinnie: So real, like I could reach out and touch 'em! I could watch this for the rest of my life!
Who'sa-whatsa? I don't even have my 3D glasses on!
Pepper: [Giggling]
Vinnie: Come here, you tasty TV dinner! [Grunt] (Tries to catch the fly) [Thud] It's a toy fly?!
Russell: Sorry to trick you, Vinnie, but it had to be done. You would've hated yourself if you'd been the reason that we all missed Zoe on TV.
Pepper: Come on, everybody, dog show competition is on!
Vinnie: Whoa! I'm sorry, you guys. It's just sometimes TV seems so, you know, real. I guess I just got caught up in it all.
Russell: It's okay, Vinnie, it happens. Have a seat.
Pepper: Gotta say, this was definitely one of your better plans.
Russell: I'd have to agree.
Zoe: Oh, Philippe, to be walking with you like this almost arm-in-arm, it's a dream come true!
[Conk!]
Zoe: Yes, that's very nice, but I must know how you truly feel and I long to hear your voice! Speak, what's in your heart, Philippe? Speak, speak!
(Philippe gives Zoe an air flower; Zoe stomps the air flower in frustration.)
Zoe: Enough with the flowers already! How come you never speak, hm? I understand some French, so it can't be the the language barrier! You have nothing to say?! [Beat] Oh, what a fool I've been! I can't believe I told off Madame Pom for some fake flower-picking French spaniel.
French Man: Madames et monsieurs, welcome to the international canine competition!
Zoe: [Gasp] Oh, no! They're starting! Oh, I hope I can get there in time and make some kind of showing! Oh, Philippe, I'll always think of you fondly; and you'll think of me, won't you? Yeah, okay, whatever. Later!
Blythe: Ugh, I don't even know why I'm trying to make an outfit for Zoe! It's not like I'm going to make it to the dog show in this traffic!
Emma: Blythe, I think I just came up with another travel guide trick for how to get through a traffic jam! Here's the most important thing to remember: "Excuse me" in French is-
(Blythe and Emma jump out of the taxi and over traffic.)
Blythe: Pardon moi! Pardon moi! Pardon moi! Pardon moi! Pardon moi!
French Man: We have a disqualification. The American competitor Zoe is no longer a participant in the solo competition because she did not take the stage at her assigned time.
Zoe: Marvelous! But there is still one thing I must salvage! Madame Pom!
Madame Pom: Hello, darling. Where's your soulmate?
Zoe: Oh, Madame, I am so sorry! You were right! Philippe was gorgeous, so very gorgeous, but he had nothing else to offer. Nothing to share.
Madame Pom: Oh, darling, I hope you do not feel too badly.
Zoe: No, I'm happy I learned the truth before I let any of my fabulous prime pass, and you were only trying to help. Can you ever forgive me?
Madame Pom: Consider yourself forgiven!
Blythe: Zoe! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! Paris got to me, and I totally lost track of time! I hope I'm not too late! Here's your outfit!
Zoe: Oh, Blythe, it's a marvelous outfit! But unfortunately, I've been disqualified from the show.
Blythe: Oh, no! It's all my fault; I got so distracted!
Zoe: No, it's not your fault, I was more than a little distracted myself, but it's all right. The important things all worked out.
Madame Pom: Ahh! Madame is getting an idea! I believe I know how to make all of this work out!
French Man: Ladies and gentlemen, Madame Pom has dropped out of the competition and re-entered in the dual category, now teamed with - wait for it! - Zoe! Bet you didn't see that one coming!
[Music]
[Cameras clicking]
[Crowd cheering, whistling]
French Man: It's official, the best in show award goes to Madame Pom and Zoe!
Pets: [Cheering]
Blythe: Ah! I'm really sorry I cut things so close there, Zoe.
Zoe: You don't need to apologize, darling. I think I got a bit swept up by Paris too. Romance and all that. Now we know to always keep our heads firmly on our shoulders when we're here.
Scottie: Ladies. You're looking quite lovely today.
Blythe: You were saying, Zoe?
Zoe: Umm... I was saying that I think it's time to go home.
Blythe: [Laughing] I think you're right. But remember, we'll always have Paris.
[End credits] [[Category:Season 2 transcripts]