Fisher: [Sips] Ahh. [Doors open] Biskits: Daddy! Whittany: Forget that newspaper. Brittany: This is what you need to be reading! Fisher: What is it? Whittany: Hello? It's our holiday gift list! Brittany: These are all the presents you're going to buy us. Fisher: Just how many items are there? Brittany: Three hundred and, like, fifty-eight. Whittany: Ah, three hundred and, fifty-nine, Brittany. Fisher: Oh, is that all? Brittany: Well, we didn't want to look too, like, greedy. Whittany: So we're ready for our first present! Jewelry works for me. Brittany: Or cash. Fisher: Girls, there's more to the holiday season than just getting things. When I was a boy, I didn't receive many presents at all. Maybe just one or two. Biskits: [Laughing] Brittany: One or two? [Giggling] Whittany: Daddy, you're, like, hilarious! Brittany: Now, how about our presents? Fisher: Now listen to me, girls. Neither of you will receive a single present until you can show me that this season is also about giving. Whittany: Uh, giving? What's that? Fisher: It means doing something nice for someone, maybe even someone less fortunate than yourself. Whittany: But everyone is less fortunate than us. Fisher: Just one person will do. Brittany: Ah. Whittany? What just happened? Whittany: Brittany, I am just about to be, like, super smart. Who's the biggest charity case we know? Brittany: Blythe! Whittany: See? You're super smart too! Biskits: [Laughing]
Blythe: Okay, everybody, I'm taking Zoe out for her morning walk. If the snow's not too deep, maybe we can all go to the park later. Hi, Mrs. Twombly. Mrs. Twombly: Hello, dear. Gather around, sweeties! We have a very special winter camper today! Parker: [Honk] Pets: Huh? Mrs. Twombly: Say hello to Parker. He's a penguin who's come all the way from South Pole! Parker: [Honk] Mrs. Twombly: I have a sister who lives in the South Pole, but she's not a penguin, of course. [Laughing] I wonder if they ever met? Pepper: [Humming] Step aside, non-funny pets, I got this one. Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop, Parker! Mind if I break the ice with a little penguin humor? Ha ha! Great! So, where do penguins go swimming? At the South Pool! [Laughing] Parker: Um, excuse me. Pepper: Gee, not every pet likes my jokes, but I never had a walk-out. Parker: [Sigh] I want to be outside. All that snow reminds me of home. Minka: Sounds like he's homesick. Pepper: Homesick, huh? Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. Hey, Parker, what do penguins like to eat? [Giggling] Brrrr-itos! Pets: [Laughing] Parker: [Sigh] Pepper: Whoa, he's tough. Glad I'm not playing to a whole crowd of penguins. Penny Ling: [Gasp] Pepper, you just gave me a great idea!
Blythe: [Sigh] You know, Zoe, there's something magical about a city when it's covered in snow. Zoe: Yes, I look great. Oh, I mean, it looks great. [Tires screeching] Blythe & Zoe: Aaah! Brittany: Driver! Come and pick up the luggage and stuff! And tie it on top of the limo, but like, better this time! Whittany: OMG, look, Brittany! It's Blythe! Brittany: This is so, like, Carmen. Blythe: I think you mean karma, and why do you say that? Whittany: We want to invite you to our winter chateau. Blythe: You're inviting me to your chateau? Brittany: Yeah. Whittany: Don't make us say it twice. Blythe: And why would I want to go anywhere with you after everything that you've done to me? Whittany: Brittany, what is she, like, talking about? Brittany: I have no idea. She's into making stuff up; that's, like, her thing. Blythe: Francois? I thought they fired you. Francois II: Actually, miss Blythe, I'm Francois II, Francois' twin brother. Blythe: Francois has a twin who's also named Francois? Francois II: Yes, ma'am. Our parents weren't very creative. Today's my first day working for the Biskit family. Brittany: Uh, hello? Are you, like, coming to our chateau or not? Blythe: Wild horses could not drag me to that chateau with you. Whittany: Who said anything about horses? Brittany: Ah. Well, it's not like we didn't, like, try. Whittany: Francois II, could you be, like, any slower with that luggage? Brittany: Ugh! Hurry up or we'll fire you too! Francois II: Uh, y-yes, ma'ams! Right away, ma'ams! Blythe & Zoe: Gaah!
Pepper: We look great! Sunil: Thank goodness for Blythe Style's formal wear collection. Penny Ling: Maybe seeing us look like penguins will make Parker less homesick. Russell: That's the idea, anyway. Come on! Penny Ling: Hey, Parker, look at us! Pets: [Honking] Vinnie: Honk honk! Oh! [Thud] Parker: You all look like penguins! And that makes me miss home more than ever! [Sobbing] Pepper: Uh, let me give this another try. Hey, Parker, where do penguins like to dance? [Giggling] The snow ball! [Laughing] Snow ball! Well... at least I got him to stop crying. I call that a breakthrough! Penny Ling: Well, Blythe should be back any minute to take us outside in the snow. Maybe that'll cheer Parker up. Russell: Where is Blythe?
Whittany: Ugh, OMG, we're finally, like, here. Brittany: I need to relax. Sitting in a limo is, like, exhausting. Whittany: Well, what are you waiting for? Get our bags! Blythe: Aah! Zoe: [Gasp] Ooh-lah-lah! Zoe like! Whittany: [Gasp] Blythe and pet! You decided to come! Brittany: We, like, totally knew you secretly wanted to. Blythe: I did not want to come! We got shoved back there with the luggage! Didn't you hear me banging on the back window? Whittany: Oh, that was you? Brittany: We thought it was, like, a limo ghost or something. Whittany: Brittany! Now we can so totally put our plan into... um, you know, do our plan. Brittany: And then we'll get our holiday presents, all three hundred and fifty-nine of them! [Phone dialing] Brittany: Who are you, like, calling? Blythe: My dad, to come pick me up. Ugh, my battery's dead! Can I use your landline? Brittany: [Giggling] Landline! How 2005! Whittany: Yeah, sure, you can use it. If we have one. Blythe: That's right, dad - I'm up in the mountains at the Biskits' chateau. Could you come get me? Whittany: Oh, Blythe! Blythe: Yes? Whittany: We brought you some hot chocolate to warm you up. Brittany: And here are some cozy slippers to soothe your icky feet- Whittany: Achy feet! Blythe: Uh... thank you? Zoe: Blythe, maybe we should stay. It is the season of giving, after all. Blythe: You mean giving as in giving them a chance to redeem themselves? Hmm... Dad, change of plans. I've decided to stay a little while longer. Oh, and can you let Mrs. Twombly know that Zoe's with me? Thanks. I sure hope I'm not going to regret this.
Mrs. Twombly: Time for treats, everyone! Well, sweeties, it looks like you're stuck with just me for the day since Blythe has decided to take an unexpected trip with the Biskit twins of all people. Well, I know you can't understand me, but I think it's kooky too. [Door closes] Penny Ling: So if Blythe isn't coming back, that means we're not- Russell: Going outside in the snow? No. Sunil: Parker is not going to like to hear that. Russell: Ohh, I wish there was something we could to do get him back home. Parker: [Sad sigh] Vinnie: Well, it's not like we can just hail a cab to the South Pole and put him in it. Can we? Russell: No, but maybe we can do the next best thing!
Blythe: [Sigh] Thanks for talking me into staying, Zoe. I thought it would be awful, but it's been pretty okay so far. Biskits: [Giggling] Brittany: She's, like, doing it again - talking to her dog! So weird! Whittany: That's what happens when you grow up the way she has. Blythe: You know I can hear you. Brittany: Time for your custom pedicures! Robotella! Whittany: Robotella, commence pampering! [Robotic noises] Blythe: Wow! You have your own spa robot? Whittany: Yeah, doesn't everyone? Blythe: Well, no. Whittany: Blythe, you don't have to put on a brave face for us. We totally know how harsh your life is. Blythe: You know, just because I don't have a spa robot doesn't mean my life is harsh. Whittany: You're probably crazy from hunger. These cucumbers were grown from solid gold seeds and harvested by a team of unicorns. Enjoy! Brittany: Lucky for you, there are people like us who are totally into giving and not just with cucumbers. Zoe: [Sigh]
Whittany: FYI, Blythe, this is the most expensive meal you'll ever eat. So, like, chew slowly. Blythe: Um, it's cold pizza. Brittany: It's not just ordinary cold pizza, it's space pizza. Whittany: We had it delivered from a restaurant in outer space.
Brittany: Bet you've never been in a Relaxinator 9000 before, Blythe. Blythe: Ugh. I've been in a hot tub before! Although, never as big as this one.
Whittany: Guess what this is? Blythe: It's a bed, I sleep in one every night! Although, not one like this. Whittany: That's because it's not a bed, it's a premier princess swan feather softy bedtime sweet dream cloud sleep experience. Blythe: Uah! Whittany: Made with, like, magical self-massaging swan feathers. Brittany: And actual clouds. Zoe: Ahhh, cloudy!
Pets: [Shivering] Penny Ling: [Shivering] This sure was a good idea you had, Russell. Just drop the temperature in the room to something more penguin-friendly. Sunil: [Shivering] Yes, I don't know why we didn't think of it sooner. Parker: Wow! I feel great! So good, in fact, that I can do this! Woohoo! Pepper: [Shivering] That was awesome! Vinnie: It was better than awesome, it was good! Pepper: [Shivering] Hey, Parker, what do penguins eat for lunch? Iceberg-ers! [Laughing] Ah, cold! Penny Ling: [Shivering] But Parker, that joke was actually kinda funny! Why are you sad again? Parker: Well, I appreciate that you made it cold for me, but Pepper's joke just reminded me of something that would really make this feel like home. Pepper: [Shivering] Please say burgers, please say burgers! Parker: Ice! Russell: [Shivering] Way to go, Pepper!
Whittany: You look so cute! Brittany: You do! Whittany: We're totally, like, ready to hit the slopes. Brittany: But did you forget? We don't know how to ski. Whittany: Don't worry, Britt. We'll go watch Blythe tumble down the mountain and then take the chair lift back down. Brittany: Oh, Whittany, you always know what to say to, like, cheer me up. Biskits: [Laughing] Zoe: Blythe, I know the Biskits say some really rude things, but it seems like they're trying. Blythe: Oh, they're trying alright. But to do what? Zoe: To be nicer people. And look, they're about to take us skiing! Blythe: All right, Zoe, maybe they have changed... in some sort of weird, back-handed way that I don't completely understand at all. So I guess there's only one thing to do - go skiing! Zoe: That's all I wanted to hear! Oh! Brittany: So how much longer do we have to pretend to be nice to that major charity case Blegh? Whittany: Just until daddy shows up and he sees how giving we are, then we can send Blythe packing. Brittany: And her little dog, too! And then daddy will shower us with presents, all three hundred and fifty-nine of them! Biskits: [Laughing] Zoe: Blythe was right!
Parker: Is it time to check the ice yet? Russell: Parker, it takes a while for water to freeze completely. Parker: Well, it looks frozen enough. Vinnie: [Tongue out] Ohh! Oh, it's frozen alright! If it wasn't, my tongue wouldn't be stuck like this! Sunil: Vinnie, do not worry! I shall free you! Whoaa! Oof! [Crash] Gotcha! Vinnie: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming] [Crash] Vinnie: Thanks, buddy!
Blythe: Wow, we really lucked out - no line for the chair lift! Whittany: Ah. What good would it be to own your own mountain if you had to wait in line to use it? Blythe: You own this mountain? Whoa! Zoe: [Growling, barking] Whittany: What's wrong with your dingo, Blythe? Brittany: Yeah, it's totally acting psycho. Blythe: Zoe, what's the matter? Brittany: Francois II, remove that mongrel! Blythe: She's not a mongrel! Zoe! Whoa! Zoe: [Barking] Brittany: Ugh. Blythe, it's hard to enjoy the scenery when your mutt is the one making a scene! Blythe: Be a good girl, Zoe! Sit! Sit! Whittany: You're not going to talk to her again, are you? Brittany: Is that like your pretend superpower, talking to pets? Whittany: We should tell everyone! Biskits: [Laughing]
Penny Ling: Well, Parker, there's your ice! Parker: Awesome! It's just like home! Mrs. Twombly: [Humming and singing] Hmm... Well, that's odd. [Gasp] The day camp's window looks frozen, from the inside! What in the world is going on in here? Whoaaa! Whoaaaa! [Crash] Mrs. Twombly: Zero degrees?! Oh my heavens, I must've turned down the thermostat by mistake! [Splat] Mrs. Twombly: Oh, what a soggy mess. Well, looks like I can finally use my new Floodsucker 3000! Penny Ling: Parker, I'm sorry we couldn't make it like the South Pole in here. Parker: Aw, that's okay, 'cause I'm not homesick anymore! Russell: You're not? Parker: Nope! I got to thinking, home isn't always just a place, it's also a feeling you get when you're with friends. And doing all the stuff you've been doing for me means you're all my friends! Pets: Aww! Parker: Hey, Pepper, what do you call a penguin's smile? A pen-grin! Pets: [Laughing] Pepper: Good one, Parker!
Zoe: [Barking] Blythe: Excuse me, but Zoe's- Whittany: Freaking out? Brittany: Yeah, we noticed. Blythe: Zoe, what's the matter? Zoe: I overheard the twins talking about you - they said you were a charity case! They're just using you to show their dad that they can do a good deed, and then he'll shower them with presents! Blythe: How very Biskit-y of them. Listen, you two- Whittany: No, you listen, Blythe, because we have a surprise for you. Brittany: We're giving you a chance to ski down our mountain like we do, on Francois II's back. Blythe: What the what? Francois II: Shall we go? Blythe: No, we shall not. I already know how to ski, and unlike you two, I actually like doing things for myself. I don't need someone waiting on me hand and foot! Biskits: [Gasp] Whittany: Now you've crossed the line, Blythe! Blythe: You know what else I don't need? A spa robot, massaging feather beds, an Olympic-sized hot tub, or pizza from outer space! Whittany: Get over yourself, Blythe. Blythe: Ugh! You two just don't get it! Most people don't have their own mountain, but that doesn't make them charity cases! I know you're just using me as your good deed so your dad will shower you with presents! Whittany: Listen, Blythe, we did all this to prove to our daddy that we know what this season is all about. Brittany: Yeah, so you have to go along with this, at least until he gets here. Fisher: No need to wait, girls. Because I am your daddy. Whittany: Ruh-roh! Brittany: Daddy?! Biskits: [Screaming] Fisher: Girls! Zoe: Blythe, what are you doing?! Blythe: Trying to save the Biskits! Did I really just say that? Biskits: [Screaming] Blythe: Grab on! Biskits: [Screaming] [Groan] [Thud] Fisher: Blythe, thank you for saving my girls. Blythe: You're welcome, Mr. Biskit. Whittany: Oh, daddy, we, like, totally knew you were Francois II the whole time. Brittany: For reals. It was so mean that we went along with it just to teach you a lesson not to be so mean. Fisher: Well, I had to see for myself if you could really do something nice for someone less privileged than yourselves. Blythe: Excuse me, Mr. Biskit? But by wasting time on me, your daughters missed a chance to help someone in real need. Fisher: I agree. And I know just the person they can help. [Bell dings] Francois: Bonjour, monsieur. Biskits: Francois?! Fisher: That's right, girls. I have hired Francois back at double his salary. If you are very, very nice to him, then you might just get one or two presents. Brittany: One or two? That's three hundred and fifty-seven less than we, like, deserve. Fisher: [Warningly] Girls! Biskits: Okay, daddy. Whoaa! [Thud] Francois: May I drive you home, miss Blythe? Blythe: You may! Zoe: [Bark]
Parker: One flipper, other flipper, no flippers! Pets: [Cheering] Blythe: Hey, everyone, let's make a chain! Vinnie: Whoa! All: [Laughing] [Thud] Sunil: Oof! Zoe: Blythe, what are you doing? Blythe: Oh, just sending a text. [Phone beep] Whittany: This is what the season is really all about. How does she have our number? Brittany: [Scoffs] She is so weird.
